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The Duke of Evil and Stink here, Duke Remus of course! And I've got some juicy secrets to spill! Things Janus doesn't even know! But I'm not going to spill everything so soon! I thought it'd be more fun if you got to watch! Something truly dreadful is going down!

Introductions

Remus, the Duke, creativity and intrusive thoughts! The fun twin!

I'm Janus, Deceit, self preservation.

Sup. Name's Virgil, anxiety, enough said.

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Hi! I'm Patton! I'm morality, feelings, and love if dad jokes!

Logan. I represent logic.

Hello, I'm Envy.

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*Janus was pacing in the darkness. Logan sat hugging his knees, refusing to look around. It was dark. Water surrounded them. And something was lurking outside the dome.*

We need to get out of here! How did that thing figure out how to lock the Imagination? Logan, any ideas or are you going to keep being useless?

How clearly were you thinking in that chest?

Hey! That's different! You know exactly why I'm claustrophobic! What's your excuse? Hm? What, is Mr. "I don't do feelings" scared? Is that what you're saying?

*Logan doesn't respond. Janus pauses his pacing. Squinting in the dark, he tries to look at Logan. But all he can feel is the heat from his sitting form.*

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"What did Patton cook anyway? I didn't eat anything."

-🕯️

Some sort of pasta dish with bell pepper, onions, and ground beef? No idea. Couldn't eat it, but Logan said it was good.

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*He goes back into his normal form*

"So it was you who got the food from the fridge!? I probably should have put that together way earlier."

-🕯️

*snorts* Yeah. Logan wasn't going to get the food himself so I got it for him.

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"I don't know. I've just been that way. I can look like a normal dude like I do now, orrrr,"

*He turns into a semi-transparent orange version of himself*

"I can look like this! In this form I can float too!'

-🕯️

Hey! Kinda like me! 'Cept I couldn't figure out how to have a form much.

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Logan. Are you and J okay? - 🐝

*Logan is untying Janus, who is gasping and coughing up water. They're both soaked and shivering.*

*voice hoarse* We'll live.

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*They shrug*

"Yeah, fair enough. I only technically have half a body, though, and I'm still alive. Maybe you only need part of a body to live?"

-🕯️

You only have half a body? How does that even work?

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"You just gonna take everyone's lives?"

*He rolls his eyes*

"Go ahead and take Janus's while you're at it."

-🕯️

Neh. I don't wanna have scales. That's weird and freaky. And why not take over their lives? You need a body to live. Remus said so. And I'm not gonna kick the bucket while there's idiots here not taking full advantage of their lives anyways!

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"I'm not surprised. Roman's bed has to be 'fit for a prince.'"

-🕯️

Just for this bed I'm so stealing his life! This is the most comfortable thing I've ever laid on!

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"HEY! You did it without me! How dare you? :("

-🕯️

*Pouts, crossing their arms* You snooze you lose!

*Envy flops down on Roman's bed, eyes going wide.*

This is the softest bed ever!

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*Envy, piloting Roman's body, dragged Logan and the chest holding Janus through the Imagination. Into the ocean. Walking unharmed while Janus and Logan experienced the sensations of drowning. Down the ocean floor, into a large trench, Envy used Roman's power to make a dome of air. Glass being the only thing holding the waters back. He dropped Logan and the chest carrying Janus. He locked the Imagination. And he left.*

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You okay, Logan? - 🐝

*Before Logan can get up or speak, Roman's hands are around his neck. Choking him. Logan claws desperately at Roman's hands.*

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...I still believe in you, Remus. But Logan and Janus need help and if you won't help, I guess I have no choice. I'm sorry.

Roman! Logan is not Logan. He is possessed by Orange, and real Logan is in pain and fading, and Janus confronted them and is now trapped in a chest. Please. Help them. - 🐝

*Remus doesn't respond, only glaring. You find Roman, having just slayed a minotaur.*

What? Who-? I'll slay this vile villain!

*Roman rises up in Logan's room, sword out. A fight ensues. Roman is pushed over the chest as Roman drags Envy out of Logan. Logan collapses. Before Roman can celebrate, the orange light envelopes Roman's body. He spasms for a moment, choking on his own tongue, before his eyes turn orange and a slow smile spreads across his face.*

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Well, do you at least care about Janus? Because Envy threw them in a chest to suffocate. - 🐝

He's not going to suffocate. He's just having a panic attack. He has some seriously bad claustrophobia. *Shrugs.* Has since the day I met him.

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Then make Roman look bad by saving Logan before he can. - 🐝

No! I want to watch him break when he realizes he failed! That he wasn't a hero! That he lost one of his best friends and didn't know until it was too late! I want to see him shatter!

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"I knew I would like you!"

*He walks over to the chest*

"Hey, Janus! Where do you keep the oranges?"

-🕯️

*The chest shakes slightly. If you listen close you can hear rapid breathing. Rapid breathing in a chest with no air holes.*

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Tough toenails, Remus. I do. I believe in you with my whole bumble bee heart. - 🐝

Then you'll just get it broken! I'm the villain! The evil twin! I don't help people!

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