At least the apocalypse didn't fuck with the wifi.

This is the strangest compliment I've gotten in a long time. Thanks. I guess? 

[RP account :) sorry.]

Wow, thanks. I don't know what to say to stuff like this. Yeah, you do have horrible taste, though. Clearly the sexiest man on set was Craig hands down.

James, man. Gotta' go with James. But I mean, Jonah's cool, too. James and I are just closer or whatever I don't know.

*nods* It's like, this and Silent Hill and maybe Hannibal. Fuck, I'll take Armaggedon again over seeing Hannibal with his creepy Darth Vader mask on. 

No no, I'm just saying.. Dude, it's Heaven. I don't stay in every night to smoke with you and watch movies because I don't have anything better to do. 

Cool, cool. Well, I mean, there was this giant demon thing with its dick out, and I sort of got a little selfless. *finishes the first beer. pops the cap on the second.* Guess it turned out alright. Lost some people..

*clears throat* Well, I'd probably get laid more. That's one like, you know, possible outcome. 

*glares* Hey, what did I tell you? There's a perfectly good, perfectly empty house down the block.