you know what? fuck it. im going to fight every nautical poster on this site. @official-crab-posts is the latest on my list. fight me in the tournament for most nautically awesome posts.
yeah alright ill fight you but can we wait until finals week is over at least
yeah sure. see you on december 21st mister "official" crab posts.
i'll be there.
today’s the day :D
CRAB ARMY! ATTACK!!!
@fishpostings PINCHES YOU PINCHES YOU PINCHES YOU!!!
@fishpostings SCRATCHES YOU SCRATCHES YOU SCRATCHES YOU!!!
@fishpostings POKES YOU POKES YOU POKES YOU!!!!
everyone stop this fighting! violence isn’t the answer!!!
oh yeah? if violence isn’t the answer then why do we have these claws that are just sooo good at pinching?? fellow crabs, this citizen is trying to turn you against your own nature! they are a traitor!!! they may even serve fishpostings, our great enemy! we must attack with greater force than ever before!!!
PINCH PINCH PINCH CLAW CLAW CLAW!!!



















