i'm playing fire emblem awakening for the 3ds

that doesn’t…really explain what it is, though…

well excuse me for setting up the background for this marvel of evolution.

you see, a titty is one of god's most beautiful creations. A gift from the divine creators of beauty. and the fact that you don't know what one is is a damn crime against humanity

what… is a “titty”?

you poor thing. you've been living under a rock, never knowing about the world's most beautiful thing. don't worry, professor cr1tikal is here to educate you.

( °口°)  AAAAAAAAAA

why are you here anyways? and what are you wearing?

Just plan clothes. What are you wearing?

no thanks. i’m…good.

Fine by me. You do you.

and…where did he go?

i believe… after he yelled at frederick’s horse for not supplying him with “titty milk” or “fucking him like it means it”, he passed out…

But hey, you're welcome to eat it yourself. 

last time i checked, ylisse does not have a flag, unless chrom created one very recently.

United under god. Or Naga. She's god.

go fuck yourself in plegia, please, it’s not welcome in ylisse.

You must get pretty lonely if you can't fuck yourself. I mean, I'll fuck you. I'll take one for the team. We're all in this together, one country united under the flag.

i have better things to do than deal with youtube stars out of their ballpark. go back to playing five nights at freddy’s you fucking casual

Well I'll just go fuck myself, then. Jeez, who got your titties in a twist? 

excuse me? excuse m? who the fuck do you think you’re talking to you piece of shit

You want to fucking go punk? I'll take you out. This is my town.

nyan!! happy birthday daddy!! =^w^= *cums on your silly pickle birthday cake!!!!*  hehehehheehe!!!!!!!

No thanks, I'm on a titty-milk only diet.