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i have a whole long post in the drafts about why this backstory is stupid but i never posted it because i actually assumed the new backstory was so stupid that it was probably fanon misinformation and the writers couldnt be that stupid

this fic is so good i hope i write it

i think we are long overdue for a game that does the reverse of 90s first person shooters and actively makes fun of the player for picking the hard difficulty

does anyone ever think about the fact that Misha’s adoptive parents might be like. Less than 5 years older than him. Like they were expecting a 2 year old so they’re probably more in the “having a baby” age range than the “having an 18 year old kid” age range

getting yelled at to “respect his elders” and it’s a couple of fucking 20 year olds

while im trying to pick fights with nobody on my unpopular blog i think the popular "misha and ocean have sibling energy" headcanon is like, 100% proof that fandom people have forgotten what the fuck Siblings actually are, and they're just using that word because every possible character dynamic has been turned into a shipping dynamic to the point that saying "I consider this incestuous" is the only way to even remotely make it clear that you actually don't ship something. even if there really is no plausible way you could consider it incest. they share one high school extracurricular

the more popular "noel and ocean have sibling energy" claim actually makes sense. those two have known each other for long enough that they actually could develop a dynamic similar to sibling dynamics. ocean and misha met like, maybe a few years ago at most, and the only reason they ever speak to each other is because of the one high school extracurricular they share

of course in retrospect i do question how much of the "noel and ocean are soooo sibling coded!" fanon was just people like. trying to come up with a reason to not ship them because he's fucking gay but not considering "he's fucking gay" to be a good enough reason

you guys are so fucking uncreative with your weird attempts to find ways for ships to be Problematic to justify you not liking them, that's the issue. you can't just slap "they're like siblings" onto every fucking pair of characters you don't ship and call it a day, that's lazy. can you at least try to match it to the ship in question? noel being fucking gay was RIGHT there this whole time. heck i could easily grasp at straws to find reasons to call osha problematic if i wanted to but "theyre like siblings" is the worst straw i could possibly grasp at

while im trying to pick fights with nobody on my unpopular blog i think the popular "misha and ocean have sibling energy" headcanon is like, 100% proof that fandom people have forgotten what the fuck Siblings actually are, and they're just using that word because every possible character dynamic has been turned into a shipping dynamic to the point that saying "I consider this incestuous" is the only way to even remotely make it clear that you actually don't ship something. even if there really is no plausible way you could consider it incest. they share one high school extracurricular

the more popular "noel and ocean have sibling energy" claim actually makes sense. those two have known each other for long enough that they actually could develop a dynamic similar to sibling dynamics. ocean and misha met like, maybe a few years ago at most, and the only reason they ever speak to each other is because of the one high school extracurricular they share

of course in retrospect i do question how much of the "noel and ocean are soooo sibling coded!" fanon was just people like. trying to come up with a reason to not ship them because he's fucking gay but not considering "he's fucking gay" to be a good enough reason

while im trying to pick fights with nobody on my unpopular blog i think the popular "misha and ocean have sibling energy" headcanon is like, 100% proof that fandom people have forgotten what the fuck Siblings actually are, and they're just using that word because every possible character dynamic has been turned into a shipping dynamic to the point that saying "I consider this incestuous" is the only way to even remotely make it clear that you actually don't ship something. even if there really is no plausible way you could consider it incest. they share one high school extracurricular

the more popular "noel and ocean have sibling energy" claim actually makes sense. those two have known each other for long enough that they actually could develop a dynamic similar to sibling dynamics. ocean and misha met like, maybe a few years ago at most, and the only reason they ever speak to each other is because of the one high school extracurricular they share