Unimpressed by the eclipse, gonna eat some sticks instead

shark vs the universe
cherry valley forever
Not today Justin
🩵 avery cochrane 🩵
Monterey Bay Aquarium

roma★


if i look back, i am lost
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todays bird
Keni
Mike Driver
occasionally subtle
One Nice Bug Per Day
we're not kids anymore.
macklin celebrini has autism

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almost home
hello vonnie
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Unimpressed by the eclipse, gonna eat some sticks instead

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Phew. This one took, uh… a bit longer than expected due to other projects both irl and art-wise, but it’s finally here. The long-awaited domestic animal infographic! Unfortunately, I didn’t have enough space to cover every single domestic animal (I’m so sorry, reindeer and koi, my beloveds) but I tried to include as many of the “major ones” as possible.
I made this chart in response to a lot of the misunderstandings I hear concerning domestic animals, so I hope it’s helpful!
Further information I didn’t have any room to add or expand on:
Whenever the nudists appear they steal my blankets.
I feel you, buddy
*points at attolia* perfect. beautiful. queen of my heart. 10/10 would die for in a heartbeat *points at gen* wettest of wet ferrets,

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Someone doesn't want to start his day
This is genuinely one of my favourite videos on the fucking planet.
WAIT DID TUMBLR JUST UPDATE THE IMAGE LIMIT TO *30* ?????
[image description: 30 of the same picture of bingus, a pink sphynx cat with wide eyes: /End description]
yea its been updated :]
to everyone saying either "do u love the colour of the bingus" or "get bingused" here is a flower for u hope ur day is lovely 🌼geniunly love both comments sm ik some people find many people saying the same thing on their post annoying but i love that we have all been connected by coming up w the same thing love and light<3
This is the best post to see as my first 30 photo post
Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.
Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.
I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.
“Slutantions” has me crying laughing
i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.
“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry
love,
blue”
the subject line was “OW”
THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”
As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.
On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”
Reblogging for the last addition
Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so there’s about a month and a half block of time where I’m taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.
Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.
Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.
IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.
It’s even worse than i remember it
I laugh myself hoarse every time this post comes around, so here it is again.

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How many optometrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One or two?
One….or two?
One?……..or two?
I wish there were different words for the different types of forgetting because when I say I forgot something, I don’t mean “I forgot we had plans on Friday.” I almost always mean “I forgot today was Friday.” I know my friend’s birthday is on March 20th, but I won’t wish her happy birthday on time because I won’t know it’s March 20th on March 20th. My forgetfulness has nothing to do with not caring about/remembering events and everything to do with my inability to keep up with the passage of time.
My most common one is being 100% certain I did the thing already because the memory of doing it and the memory of intending to do it are the same mental images.
out of the frying pan, into a soft paper towel on a plate to dry and cool.
A latke wrote this.
when you playfully stomp towards your dog and they get all excited and playful reblog if you agree
Wide, grabby hands and funny growly noises!
WHAT!!!!
No
They can leap 36 feet
As in leap forward 36 feet
They don’t jump 36 feet into the fucking sky do you know how terrifying that would be the human race wouldn’t have survived because we’d have all had heart attacks while still in Africa
#death from above
this post makes me cry every single damn time
This is one of those legendary posts that’s been around since I first made a Tumblr. When I didn’t have access to my Tumblr for a few years I would sometimes reference this post. Iconic lol

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I think one of my favorite things about thick as thieves is that from Kamet’s point of view, it’s a classic enemies-to-reluctant-allies-to-friends (and maybe probably lovers) arc, but Costis straight-up doesn’t know they’re enemies! He missed the memo! Costis started straight from allies (and not even reluctant ones) and had to be thinking of Kamet as a friend by the time he was sharing bad jokes in the lion’s den. Kamet agonizes over every interaction and Costis’s brain is playing elevator music. Just going on a super dangerous road trip with a pal. It’s delightful
Breeding kink so disabling I pop a semi every time I put fuel in my car
I really typed this in my car at the petrol station because I was worried that if I waited until I got home I’d forget it
wish you’d have waited OP