rock'n'roll, sammy!

ao3 users orphan_account and anonymous sure have some really banger fics ngl

Dean definitely had sex with every Samantha he met and he definitely called them Sammy while fucking them

dean could wear a shirt that says “i fuck my little brother” and people would still be like ‘well it’s just a joke between them because they’re very close and their bond is different from other siblings so they have different ways of joking and—‘

12 years old Dean Winchester pretending to be a middle age mom on facebook: No Marjorie your not going crazy or doing anything wrong. My Sammy went through the same thing when he was 5 years old. They will grow out of it. #momlife

it haunts me every goddamn day that Bela died letting Dean believe she killed her parents for money and spent her last moments letting him spew his vindictive holier-than-thou bile at her bc she thought she Deserved it (after paralleling him for a season!!!) bc she committed the cardinal sin of Supernatural-world and desecrated the sanctity of the Family Unit and then at the last possible second Kripke's like btw she did it bc her Father (!) was sexually abusing her. and she didn't even pull the trigger she was just talked into it by a demon when she was 14 years old!!!!! and she just couldn't bring herself to tell them. those righteous men. monster-hunters. justice-bringers. but what do you do if your Father (!!!) is the monster. who do you run to who can you tell. 'you wouldn't understand. no one did. never mind.' and they never find out they just never. find out. never mind all the times she looked Dean in the eyes and said you can't judge me, we are the same. he never has to think about or interrogate THAT again. the idea of the Father (!!!!!) as a sexual threat just hangs outside the narrative unsaid and unsayable. oh well looks like that arc is wrapped up . now Bela's in hell. forever. ok. jesus fucking christ.

I know for a fact in spn-universe there’s a podcast or true crime Netflix original about Sam & Dean and it’s called like “brother husbands murder across America” like there are definitely true crime podcasts theorizing Sam and Dean are 1) still alive and 2) incestously in love and I know for a fact Sam listens to them

oh fuck yeah its warm he has a fucking 400 degree oven burn your dick melt your balls you are now infertile all your sperm died and went to hell and it's not as hot type shit