Fight to see who is the best cowboy character of all time!
Rules for submitting:
1. No real people
2. Please only submit one character one time
3. You can submit multiple characters but it must be in
Accepting submissions until June 15th!
Rules under the cut
Rules
Fictional characters only.
This is not gender exclusive - all cowboys/girls/folk can be submitted!
The bracket will be either 32 or 64 characters. Characters with more submissions will be given priority; but if you make a good argument, characters with less votes will have a higher chance of getting in.
Polls will be 24 hours long (with a day break inbetween) except for the finale which will be a week long.
Generally any character can be submitted, but if there is an issue with the character or media they are from, they may not be put into the bracket/removed.
Lmk if you'd like the tag removed! These are some polls that may have some overlapping characters/similar interests with this blog or I just like them :)
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Welcome to the Morally Ambigious Girlboss Tournament!
Have you ever thought "damn, she's a little evil but that's okay"? Has your fave girlie committed warcrimes, perhaps atrocities, perhaps a few murders? Do you need her freed because she only did some of that? Then this may be the tournament for you!
Submission Rules:
Submissions are open until July 29th, though I reserve the right to close them off early if I somehow get flooded with submissions.
PLEASE DO NOT SUBMIT THE SAME CHARACTER MULTIPLE TIMES. You are free to make as many submissions of different characters as you want.
The first serious submission I receive will become the avatar for the blog.
No characters from Harry Potter. If anyone raises concerns about other potentially problematic media, we will hold a vote as to whether it should be allowed.
No characters from real life, or fictionalized/exaggerated versions of real-life people (DSMP characters, youtuber egos etc.) unless its REALLY funny.
No more than two characters from any given work are allowed in the final bracket. If more than two characters are submitted, we will hold a play-in poll to determine which two will enter the main bracket.
Girlbossing is a vibe, not a gender specification. I will probably not be allowing any cis men to enter, but I won't be restricting it to only women, either. If there's any doubt as to whether a character counts as a girlboss, we will hold a qualifier poll.
I will try to include as many submissions as I can! However, in case I somehow get absolutely flooded with submissions, I am capping it at 256 girlbosses.
Because of my personal biases and love for them, Gertrude Robinson (The Magnus Archives) and Anne (Woe.Begone) are submitted automatically.
Tournament Rules:
This will be a double elimination/loser's bracket style tournament, in order to minimize any hurt feelings from people's faves being eliminated immediately.
I will try to reblog any and all positive propaganda, and post any and all positive propaganda asks, but I will NOT be giving attention to any propaganda against a character.
Please remain civil. This is a fun tournament for some slightly evil girlbosses to battle it out. Anyone who starts giving anyone else hate over this will be blocked.
I reserve the right to change or add to these rules as I remember any that I forgot.
Submissions below!
Submit your girlbosses below!! You may submit multiple girlbosses, but please do not submit the same girlboss multiple times.
I've been quiet on this blog for awhile, but I should be returning in the 2nd week of June! Some things came up and I had to put this on hold, but we should finally be starting soon.
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Should Ashe or Cassidy be allowed into the bracket?
Ashe
Cassidy
They should enter as a team
I have no opinion on this
Voting ended onJun 17, 2023
Propaganda under the cut
Ashe:
Ashe is the leader of a rootin' tootin' gang and has this whole cowgirl look, from Texas, wears the hat, has the cowboy boots, has a wanted poster (the reward is like 65 mil) full blown gunslinger and beefs with the law
Cassidy:
He has the voice of all time. Im begging you to look it up he sounds so good. He's cocky, hes charming, hes a little bit stuip. He asked a mechanic he knows to build him a robo horse. He has a rivalry with another cowgirl in the game and they used to be part of the same gang. His voice actor so played ganon in totk. I love him
Can both Jack and Ennis from Brokeback get in? They are different styles of cowboy. Jack is more flashy and modern and Ennis is the understated old school guy.
If the "they should enter as a team" option wins on their poll, they'll both get in!
Zorro is not a cowboy. His dad is a rancher and he comes home from Spain (where he learned swashbuckling stuff) to California to help his dad but really just mucks about causing trouble. It's a stretch to have a swordfighting cowboy. Can anyone actually imagine zorro going on a cattle drive or branding steer?
I made the decision poll because of how many people submitted him
Also I think most of the characters here aren't actual cowboys/cowhands. Many just have the style or fit into a cowboy archetype- I'm being pretty loose with this definition lol
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i appreciate that you put no opinion for the ppl who might not know/care abt the characters but still want to vote!
I'm glad it's helpful :) I always want to vote on stuff so especially for a round where it's deciding between two characters from the same show just entering a bracket, I figured that it would be nice to have
Should Ashe or Cassidy be allowed into the bracket?
Ashe
Cassidy
They should enter as a team
I have no opinion on this
Voting ended onJun 17, 2023
Propaganda under the cut
Ashe:
Ashe is the leader of a rootin' tootin' gang and has this whole cowgirl look, from Texas, wears the hat, has the cowboy boots, has a wanted poster (the reward is like 65 mil) full blown gunslinger and beefs with the law
Cassidy:
He has the voice of all time. Im begging you to look it up he sounds so good. He's cocky, hes charming, hes a little bit stuip. He asked a mechanic he knows to build him a robo horse. He has a rivalry with another cowgirl in the game and they used to be part of the same gang. His voice actor so played ganon in totk. I love him
Should Woody or Jessie be allowed into the bracket?
Woody
Jessie
They should enter as a team
I have no opinion on this
Voting ended onJun 17, 2023
Propaganda under the cut
Woody:
He traumatized a child and had gay feelings for a spaceman, what more do you need?
"the rootinest, tootinest, shootinest, hootinest cowboy around"
Jessie:
a cool cowgirl in a fun movie! she was my (and probably others') first cowgirl to see in tv. she has a fun design and loves her horse! yee-haw!
Do you know how sad her story made me? When her kid grew up and stopped caring about her and abandoned her and she struggled with learning to trust again? To the point after years of living with Andy, when he was going to college she got scared and angry that it was going to jappen again? I love her so much
Should Gyro Zeppeli or Johnny Joestar be let into the bracket?
Gyro Zeppeli
Johnny Joestar
They should enter as a team
I have no opinion on this
Voting ended onJun 17, 2023
Propaganda under cut
Gyro:
Italian cowboy doctor executioner who has a horse named Valkyrie, a belt pointing to his dick, and a homerotic relationship with his bestie
His nemesis is the president of the United States of America
[...] fake teeth with the phrase "go! go! zeppeli" engraved on them. Also made a funny song about mozzarella and told someone to eat shit and fall off their horse
Johnny:
He's a paraplegic horse jockey who goes on a horse race across America to collect the corpse of Jesus Christ and kill the president
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COWBOY TYRONE WAS MINE I BEG OF YOU LET HIM IN HE’S A COWBOY YIPPEE TI YI YAY
In serious propaganda, he is accused of being Le Master of Disguise by Inspector Austin with the line “Prove to us that you are a real cowboy, monsieur” which is so powerful, and then he spends an entire song doing just that 😤
Please and thank you let him in your lovely cowboy tournament, he’s a cowboy in three whole episodes which is a lot when you play a new role every episode
WAIT omg was he in the episode where they were doing a train mystery episode?? That was my favorite...