faker than some sweet-n-low

The recalled eggs have sell-by or best-by dates between July 20, 2026, and August 17, 2026. They also have the codes P-1950 or 0840962 and a Julian date code between 157 and 184 printed on the left or right side of the cartons. The eggs were distributed in Texas, Oklahoma, Louisiana, Arkansas, New Mexico, and Mississippi.

*guy who doesn't know anything about sports and has never cared about sports in his life* hey did you know womens professional baseball is returning after 70 years and the games are going to be streamed for free on youtube and the season starts august 1st

There’s a catastrophic female loneliness epidemic happening rn but nobody gaf bc women aren’t going out and hurting people about it we just betray and destroy ourselves for nothing

writing is 10% storytelling and 90% rearranging three sentences for an hour like you're trying to solve an ancient curse

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted

If you're a man and a showrunner first of all you need to kill yourself