faker than some sweet-n-low

writing is 10% storytelling and 90% rearranging three sentences for an hour like you're trying to solve an ancient curse

some days are really hard and it can be difficult to understand why. but usually its probably because my blood is haunted

If you're a man and a showrunner first of all you need to kill yourself

honestly fandom has ruined me because now any time i'm in the desert and i see two vast and trunkless legs of stone or a half-sunk shattered visage i'm like "omg just like in Ozymandias" and its like come on girl not every half-sunk shattered visage is Ozymandias

It's important to have one medium you are pretentious about and another medium that shows you also have dogshit taste

we need legislation banning games >100GB

OPTIMIZE YOUR SHIT BETTER THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR A 150GB GAME!!!

upon reviewing the notes I'm changing my position. games must be <50GB. no more mandatory 8k uncompressed textures!!! I don't believe in 8k I think it's fake

to be clear games really ought to be around 20 gigs or less. but I think in the spirit of generosity and mercy we won't criminally prosecute the developers until the file sizes breaks 50

Helldivers 2 heard you and went from 156 to 23

Every time a man calls himself silly online I go outside and fire a gun toward the Planet Fitness across the road

1st one is for when theyve inconvenienced fan fiction authors Second is for when minorities are being harassed and harmed

everyone who is an excellent writer thinks they suck and will never get published. everyone whose writing sucks ass is actually getting published and displayed in barnes and noble

we need to find the beating heart of The Job Market and we need to plunge a holy gleaming blade into it. its the only way to be free