courteney lopez

This is Ana… Isn’t it… Or did another hot girl from Laguna run someone over?

It's kinda weird because I usually get mistaken for my twin sister, Kiara, not some crazy bitch I've never heard of. I'm Courteney.

Ana Aveling your plastic surgery is a slight improvement.

Um? Excuse me?

I did that once.. driving a car, but it was a human on the sidewalk.

Ages ago. I’m surprised if everyone doesn’t know what she got up to in Mexico. Gossip Girl might have something.

Alright, thanks pretty boy.

Yeah, good luck with that. She seemed pretty scared when I threatened to tell on her. 

When did she even go to Mexico?

I’ll tell you if you send me a photo of your boobs. I mean bare as well. Don’t do that smart shit where you just send a photo of you in your bra.

Hahaha, nice try buddy, I'll ask her myself.

Well then, nice to meet you. I’m Tristan. I could always go for more Kiara’s. But I’m afraid thats top secret.

Nice to meet you too. Come on, tell me.

Then, who are you?

Courteney, her sister. But go on, tell me about Kiara in Mexico.

What are you talking about?

I'm not Kiara.

Don’t play dumb Kiara.

I think you've been mistaken, like everyone else.

I swear I was just having a conversation with you Kiara. I wasn’t joking about those pictures of you in Mexico.

What?

Woah, tough bitch over here

Yeah I know

My cat kept scratching me so I kicked it and now it won’t move. Are they supposed to do that?

I wish people did that when I kick them. 

Then ask your mom, I know how wild Maria loves to get. Uh… no, I mean Chiquita… Chichi? Or Little Lopez? Whatever people call her these days. I haven’t babysat her in ages… Who’s Courteney?

I don't know if I should be creeped out about what you said about my mom. Um, well, I'm Courteney.