Vern :)

Of course baby, I know how much you love chocolate, there's extra drizzle on there for ya. Anything else I can getcha? *I ask while grabbing my small notebook just it case he orders something else* Today's special is the cotton candy milkshake. Wanna try?

Mmm sugar you know how much I love those little milkshakes you make, go on then I'll have it and maybe some pancakes as well? *I smile at you*

Anything for you vern *I give him a wink* I reckon you want some strawberries and whipped cream for your pancakes, or do you want blueberries and bananas this time around?

Strawberries and whipped cream, you know they're my favourite *Vern blushes slightly at the wink but composes himself* Thanks sugar

Sure thing. Coming right up, handsome. *I smile at him before turning and walking away, giving his order to the chef in the back.*

*Vern smiles and sits back in the booth waiting for his favourite waitress too come back*

Aaand here you are, sweetheart, your strawberry pancakes, cotton candy milkshake, and a whole can of whipped cream. I know how much you love drowning your pancakes in it. *I set down each item in front of him with a grin*

Awh fuck these look amazing darlin' thank you, they're almost as perfect as you *smiles*

Of course baby, I know how much you love chocolate, there's extra drizzle on there for ya. Anything else I can getcha? *I ask while grabbing my small notebook just it case he orders something else* Today's special is the cotton candy milkshake. Wanna try?

Mmm sugar you know how much I love those little milkshakes you make, go on then I'll have it and maybe some pancakes as well? *I smile at you*

Anything for you vern *I give him a wink* I reckon you want some strawberries and whipped cream for your pancakes, or do you want blueberries and bananas this time around?

Strawberries and whipped cream, you know they're my favourite *Vern blushes slightly at the wink but composes himself* Thanks sugar

Sure thing. Coming right up, handsome. *I smile at him before turning and walking away, giving his order to the chef in the back.*

*Vern smiles and sits back in the booth waiting for his favourite waitress too come back*

Of course baby, I know how much you love chocolate, there's extra drizzle on there for ya. Anything else I can getcha? *I ask while grabbing my small notebook just it case he orders something else* Today's special is the cotton candy milkshake. Wanna try?

Mmm sugar you know how much I love those little milkshakes you make, go on then I'll have it and maybe some pancakes as well? *I smile at you*

Anything for you vern *I give him a wink* I reckon you want some strawberries and whipped cream for your pancakes, or do you want blueberries and bananas this time around?

Strawberries and whipped cream, you know they're my favourite *Vern blushes slightly at the wink but composes himself* Thanks sugar

Of course baby, I know how much you love chocolate, there's extra drizzle on there for ya. Anything else I can getcha? *I ask while grabbing my small notebook just it case he orders something else* Today's special is the cotton candy milkshake. Wanna try?

Mmm sugar you know how much I love those little milkshakes you make, go on then I'll have it and maybe some pancakes as well? *I smile at you*

*eats treat* much appreciated, I'm gonna go claw your favorite furniture now.

Cmon now there's no need for that! Be careful of my dog as well

You have dog?! Maybe I'll stay here..

Yep a great big hound helps me and Billy hunt

Cats hunt better. 😾

Not like my hound though, hes such a good boy

Right... *claws the seat of his truck*

*squirms violently* 😾

Ah ah you ain't going nowhere until I can trust ya again

*huffs* You're lucky I like you, human.

Mhmm still ain't letting you go

*grumpy cat noises*

Yeah yeah keep making those noises see if I won't hold you for longer

*starts to purr*

Thats a good kitty

*climbs up onto his shoulder and perches there* 💤🐱

You alright up there?

Yeah, probably just gonna take a nap. If you don't mind *cat yawn*

Oh um on my shoulder??

Yep!

Alright sugar well try not too fall off I wouldn't want ya hurting yourself

I appreciate the concern. But I'd land on my feet regardless. *Purrs*

Either way wouldn't want too have a cat pancake would we?

I'd rather not be a cat pancake, protect me country man with an odd smell. 😿

Hey now I don't smell! Only a bit but I'm a hard working man it isn't my fault

You smell like woods..

Well darlin' I live in a cabin in the woods so I ain't gonna smell like roses

Amazing how, you're not questioning your sanity over a talking cat. But you're actually talking back instead.

I've delt with a lot weirder things darlin'

You should tell me sometime. 🐈

Umm cannibals in an rv truck, that was quite weird

That... never in my nine lives, that does sound weird.

It was a weird experience, had too use my shotgun on them

They dead? 🐈

Most of em

Scary 😿

Aw it's okay kitty I'd never hurt you

*curls up on his lap and purrs*

💤🐈

Good kitty

Only because I like you, smelly woods man.

I don't even smell that bad

Never said it was 'bad'. Just smelly

Thanks? I think

You're welcome! You have any more treats?

*happily eats*

*strokes* so good

*purrr purrr purrr*

Such a good kitty you want more treats huh?

I want all your treats, the whole bag! 😾

Alright alright calm down you can have 'em

*eats all the treats*

Woahh slow down a bit you'll make yourself sick

°^°

You gotta stop you'll be sick, kitty

*eats treat* much appreciated, I'm gonna go claw your favorite furniture now.

Cmon now there's no need for that! Be careful of my dog as well

You have dog?! Maybe I'll stay here..

Yep a great big hound helps me and Billy hunt

Cats hunt better. 😾

Not like my hound though, hes such a good boy

Right... *claws the seat of his truck*

*squirms violently* 😾

Ah ah you ain't going nowhere until I can trust ya again

*huffs* You're lucky I like you, human.

Mhmm still ain't letting you go

*grumpy cat noises*

Yeah yeah keep making those noises see if I won't hold you for longer

*starts to purr*

Thats a good kitty

*climbs up onto his shoulder and perches there* 💤🐱

You alright up there?

Yeah, probably just gonna take a nap. If you don't mind *cat yawn*

Oh um on my shoulder??

Yep!

Alright sugar well try not too fall off I wouldn't want ya hurting yourself

I appreciate the concern. But I'd land on my feet regardless. *Purrs*

Either way wouldn't want too have a cat pancake would we?

I'd rather not be a cat pancake, protect me country man with an odd smell. 😿

Hey now I don't smell! Only a bit but I'm a hard working man it isn't my fault

You smell like woods..

Well darlin' I live in a cabin in the woods so I ain't gonna smell like roses

Amazing how, you're not questioning your sanity over a talking cat. But you're actually talking back instead.

I've delt with a lot weirder things darlin'

You should tell me sometime. 🐈

Umm cannibals in an rv truck, that was quite weird

That... never in my nine lives, that does sound weird.

It was a weird experience, had too use my shotgun on them

They dead? 🐈

Most of em

Scary 😿

Aw it's okay kitty I'd never hurt you

*curls up on his lap and purrs*

💤🐈

Good kitty

Only because I like you, smelly woods man.

I don't even smell that bad

Never said it was 'bad'. Just smelly

Thanks? I think

You're welcome! You have any more treats?

*happily eats*

*strokes* so good

*purrr purrr purrr*

Such a good kitty you want more treats huh?

I want all your treats, the whole bag! 😾

Alright alright calm down you can have 'em

*eats all the treats*

Woahh slow down a bit you'll make yourself sick

*eats treat* much appreciated, I'm gonna go claw your favorite furniture now.

Cmon now there's no need for that! Be careful of my dog as well

You have dog?! Maybe I'll stay here..

Yep a great big hound helps me and Billy hunt

Cats hunt better. 😾

Not like my hound though, hes such a good boy

Right... *claws the seat of his truck*

*squirms violently* 😾

Ah ah you ain't going nowhere until I can trust ya again

*huffs* You're lucky I like you, human.

Mhmm still ain't letting you go

*grumpy cat noises*

Yeah yeah keep making those noises see if I won't hold you for longer

*starts to purr*

Thats a good kitty

*climbs up onto his shoulder and perches there* 💤🐱

You alright up there?

Yeah, probably just gonna take a nap. If you don't mind *cat yawn*

Oh um on my shoulder??

Yep!

Alright sugar well try not too fall off I wouldn't want ya hurting yourself

I appreciate the concern. But I'd land on my feet regardless. *Purrs*

Either way wouldn't want too have a cat pancake would we?

I'd rather not be a cat pancake, protect me country man with an odd smell. 😿

Hey now I don't smell! Only a bit but I'm a hard working man it isn't my fault

You smell like woods..

Well darlin' I live in a cabin in the woods so I ain't gonna smell like roses

Amazing how, you're not questioning your sanity over a talking cat. But you're actually talking back instead.

I've delt with a lot weirder things darlin'

You should tell me sometime. 🐈

Umm cannibals in an rv truck, that was quite weird

That... never in my nine lives, that does sound weird.

It was a weird experience, had too use my shotgun on them

They dead? 🐈

Most of em

Scary 😿

Aw it's okay kitty I'd never hurt you

*curls up on his lap and purrs*

💤🐈

Good kitty

Only because I like you, smelly woods man.

I don't even smell that bad

Never said it was 'bad'. Just smelly

Thanks? I think

You're welcome! You have any more treats?

*happily eats*

*strokes* so good

*purrr purrr purrr*

Such a good kitty you want more treats huh?

I want all your treats, the whole bag! 😾

Alright alright calm down you can have 'em

*eats treat* much appreciated, I'm gonna go claw your favorite furniture now.

Cmon now there's no need for that! Be careful of my dog as well

You have dog?! Maybe I'll stay here..

Yep a great big hound helps me and Billy hunt

Cats hunt better. 😾

Not like my hound though, hes such a good boy

Right... *claws the seat of his truck*

*squirms violently* 😾

Ah ah you ain't going nowhere until I can trust ya again

*huffs* You're lucky I like you, human.

Mhmm still ain't letting you go

*grumpy cat noises*

Yeah yeah keep making those noises see if I won't hold you for longer

*starts to purr*

Thats a good kitty

*climbs up onto his shoulder and perches there* 💤🐱

You alright up there?

Yeah, probably just gonna take a nap. If you don't mind *cat yawn*

Oh um on my shoulder??

Yep!

Alright sugar well try not too fall off I wouldn't want ya hurting yourself

I appreciate the concern. But I'd land on my feet regardless. *Purrs*

Either way wouldn't want too have a cat pancake would we?

I'd rather not be a cat pancake, protect me country man with an odd smell. 😿

Hey now I don't smell! Only a bit but I'm a hard working man it isn't my fault

You smell like woods..

Well darlin' I live in a cabin in the woods so I ain't gonna smell like roses

Amazing how, you're not questioning your sanity over a talking cat. But you're actually talking back instead.

I've delt with a lot weirder things darlin'

You should tell me sometime. 🐈

Umm cannibals in an rv truck, that was quite weird

That... never in my nine lives, that does sound weird.

It was a weird experience, had too use my shotgun on them

They dead? 🐈

Most of em

Scary 😿

Aw it's okay kitty I'd never hurt you

*curls up on his lap and purrs*

💤🐈

Good kitty

Only because I like you, smelly woods man.

I don't even smell that bad

Never said it was 'bad'. Just smelly

Thanks? I think

You're welcome! You have any more treats?

*happily eats*

*strokes* so good

*purrr purrr purrr*

Such a good kitty you want more treats huh?

*eats treat* much appreciated, I'm gonna go claw your favorite furniture now.

Cmon now there's no need for that! Be careful of my dog as well

You have dog?! Maybe I'll stay here..

Yep a great big hound helps me and Billy hunt

Cats hunt better. 😾

Not like my hound though, hes such a good boy

Right... *claws the seat of his truck*

*squirms violently* 😾

Ah ah you ain't going nowhere until I can trust ya again

*huffs* You're lucky I like you, human.

Mhmm still ain't letting you go

*grumpy cat noises*

Yeah yeah keep making those noises see if I won't hold you for longer

*starts to purr*

Thats a good kitty

*climbs up onto his shoulder and perches there* 💤🐱

You alright up there?

Yeah, probably just gonna take a nap. If you don't mind *cat yawn*

Oh um on my shoulder??

Yep!

Alright sugar well try not too fall off I wouldn't want ya hurting yourself

I appreciate the concern. But I'd land on my feet regardless. *Purrs*

Either way wouldn't want too have a cat pancake would we?

I'd rather not be a cat pancake, protect me country man with an odd smell. 😿

Hey now I don't smell! Only a bit but I'm a hard working man it isn't my fault

You smell like woods..

Well darlin' I live in a cabin in the woods so I ain't gonna smell like roses

Amazing how, you're not questioning your sanity over a talking cat. But you're actually talking back instead.

I've delt with a lot weirder things darlin'

You should tell me sometime. 🐈

Umm cannibals in an rv truck, that was quite weird

That... never in my nine lives, that does sound weird.

It was a weird experience, had too use my shotgun on them

They dead? 🐈

Most of em

Scary 😿

Aw it's okay kitty I'd never hurt you

*curls up on his lap and purrs*

💤🐈

Good kitty

Only because I like you, smelly woods man.

I don't even smell that bad

Never said it was 'bad'. Just smelly

Thanks? I think

You're welcome! You have any more treats?

*happily eats*

*strokes* so good

*eats treat* much appreciated, I'm gonna go claw your favorite furniture now.

Cmon now there's no need for that! Be careful of my dog as well

You have dog?! Maybe I'll stay here..

Yep a great big hound helps me and Billy hunt

Cats hunt better. 😾

Not like my hound though, hes such a good boy

Right... *claws the seat of his truck*

*squirms violently* 😾

Ah ah you ain't going nowhere until I can trust ya again

*huffs* You're lucky I like you, human.

Mhmm still ain't letting you go

*grumpy cat noises*

Yeah yeah keep making those noises see if I won't hold you for longer

*starts to purr*

Thats a good kitty

*climbs up onto his shoulder and perches there* 💤🐱

You alright up there?

Yeah, probably just gonna take a nap. If you don't mind *cat yawn*

Oh um on my shoulder??

Yep!

Alright sugar well try not too fall off I wouldn't want ya hurting yourself

I appreciate the concern. But I'd land on my feet regardless. *Purrs*

Either way wouldn't want too have a cat pancake would we?

I'd rather not be a cat pancake, protect me country man with an odd smell. 😿

Hey now I don't smell! Only a bit but I'm a hard working man it isn't my fault

You smell like woods..

Well darlin' I live in a cabin in the woods so I ain't gonna smell like roses

Amazing how, you're not questioning your sanity over a talking cat. But you're actually talking back instead.

I've delt with a lot weirder things darlin'

You should tell me sometime. 🐈

Umm cannibals in an rv truck, that was quite weird

That... never in my nine lives, that does sound weird.

It was a weird experience, had too use my shotgun on them

They dead? 🐈

Most of em

Scary 😿

Aw it's okay kitty I'd never hurt you

*curls up on his lap and purrs*

💤🐈

Good kitty

Only because I like you, smelly woods man.

I don't even smell that bad

Never said it was 'bad'. Just smelly

Thanks? I think

You're welcome! You have any more treats?

*eats treat* much appreciated, I'm gonna go claw your favorite furniture now.

Cmon now there's no need for that! Be careful of my dog as well

You have dog?! Maybe I'll stay here..

Yep a great big hound helps me and Billy hunt

Cats hunt better. 😾

Not like my hound though, hes such a good boy

Right... *claws the seat of his truck*

*squirms violently* 😾

Ah ah you ain't going nowhere until I can trust ya again

*huffs* You're lucky I like you, human.

Mhmm still ain't letting you go

*grumpy cat noises*

Yeah yeah keep making those noises see if I won't hold you for longer

*starts to purr*

Thats a good kitty

*climbs up onto his shoulder and perches there* 💤🐱

You alright up there?

Yeah, probably just gonna take a nap. If you don't mind *cat yawn*

Oh um on my shoulder??

Yep!

Alright sugar well try not too fall off I wouldn't want ya hurting yourself

I appreciate the concern. But I'd land on my feet regardless. *Purrs*

Either way wouldn't want too have a cat pancake would we?

I'd rather not be a cat pancake, protect me country man with an odd smell. 😿

Hey now I don't smell! Only a bit but I'm a hard working man it isn't my fault

You smell like woods..

Well darlin' I live in a cabin in the woods so I ain't gonna smell like roses

Amazing how, you're not questioning your sanity over a talking cat. But you're actually talking back instead.

I've delt with a lot weirder things darlin'

You should tell me sometime. 🐈

Umm cannibals in an rv truck, that was quite weird

That... never in my nine lives, that does sound weird.

It was a weird experience, had too use my shotgun on them

They dead? 🐈

Most of em

Scary 😿

Aw it's okay kitty I'd never hurt you

*curls up on his lap and purrs*

💤🐈

Good kitty

Only because I like you, smelly woods man.

I don't even smell that bad

Never said it was 'bad'. Just smelly

Thanks? I think

*eats treat* much appreciated, I'm gonna go claw your favorite furniture now.

Cmon now there's no need for that! Be careful of my dog as well

You have dog?! Maybe I'll stay here..

Yep a great big hound helps me and Billy hunt

Cats hunt better. 😾

Not like my hound though, hes such a good boy

Right... *claws the seat of his truck*

*squirms violently* 😾

Ah ah you ain't going nowhere until I can trust ya again

*huffs* You're lucky I like you, human.

Mhmm still ain't letting you go

*grumpy cat noises*

Yeah yeah keep making those noises see if I won't hold you for longer

*starts to purr*

Thats a good kitty

*climbs up onto his shoulder and perches there* 💤🐱

You alright up there?

Yeah, probably just gonna take a nap. If you don't mind *cat yawn*

Oh um on my shoulder??

Yep!

Alright sugar well try not too fall off I wouldn't want ya hurting yourself

I appreciate the concern. But I'd land on my feet regardless. *Purrs*

Either way wouldn't want too have a cat pancake would we?

I'd rather not be a cat pancake, protect me country man with an odd smell. 😿

Hey now I don't smell! Only a bit but I'm a hard working man it isn't my fault

You smell like woods..

Well darlin' I live in a cabin in the woods so I ain't gonna smell like roses

Amazing how, you're not questioning your sanity over a talking cat. But you're actually talking back instead.

I've delt with a lot weirder things darlin'

You should tell me sometime. 🐈

Umm cannibals in an rv truck, that was quite weird

That... never in my nine lives, that does sound weird.

It was a weird experience, had too use my shotgun on them

They dead? 🐈

Most of em

Scary 😿

Aw it's okay kitty I'd never hurt you

*curls up on his lap and purrs*

💤🐈

Good kitty

Only because I like you, smelly woods man.

I don't even smell that bad

*eats treat* much appreciated, I'm gonna go claw your favorite furniture now.

Cmon now there's no need for that! Be careful of my dog as well

You have dog?! Maybe I'll stay here..

Yep a great big hound helps me and Billy hunt

Cats hunt better. 😾

Not like my hound though, hes such a good boy

Right... *claws the seat of his truck*

*squirms violently* 😾

Ah ah you ain't going nowhere until I can trust ya again

*huffs* You're lucky I like you, human.

Mhmm still ain't letting you go

*grumpy cat noises*

Yeah yeah keep making those noises see if I won't hold you for longer

*starts to purr*

Thats a good kitty

*climbs up onto his shoulder and perches there* 💤🐱

You alright up there?