- one of the greatest forms of literature in the form of a chainshipping fanfic

- whimpering wet rat named Adam

- the weird optical illusion called Logan that appears in one of the movies that isn’t real and never was

- grown men getting tied up in chairs

- beautiful gay relationships between mentally ill characters

- the 4 people who find john kramer hot

- a seven nation army worth of Hoffman fans ready to light your entire neighborhood on fire if you choose to ignore his backstory or call him evil

- whatever the fuck Strahm has going on

- cool ass traps

- cool ass soundtracks

- cool ass characters

- a very mature and chill fanbase that is still quite active

- lots of gore and blood

- 192 different timelines being divided across multiple movies

- epic bad luck jokes being made every 0.076 seconds

- Hoffmans huge rack

- fire fanart

- slow ass Jeff

- I wouldn’t care if you rubbed yourself in peanut butter and had a 50 hooker gb

- everyone fucking hates Spiral