Couch The Rapper

Pov: u lowkey wanna make out with ur homies but as yk homies so its gay haha😂 Its pov right not true😂😂

Doesn't have to be just a pov!

Yo....

We should all have like a hangout at your house...

Oh bet

I was already in his house

Yeah

I'm also at his house

GET BACK ON MY PAN

NO I'M TALKING TO THIS HOT DOLPHIN ON GRINDR

Bro

Oh hey should we get back to it

Yeah we should

Bet let me ditch this house and this guy's dinner

What the fuck is happening

What have you never seen a dolphin and a salmon hookup

No actually I didn't

Oh well now you did

I'm gonna go in the pantry and rethink my life

I'M GOING INTO LABOR

Whoops @brooklyntguyblog

NOT AGAIN

I was bored okay

I was too I'm tired of people sitting on me

Pov: u lowkey wanna make out with ur homies but as yk homies so its gay haha😂 Its pov right not true😂😂

Doesn't have to be just a pov!

Yo....

We should all have like a hangout at your house...

Oh bet

I was already in his house

Yeah

I'm also at his house

GET BACK ON MY PAN

NO I'M TALKING TO THIS HOT DOLPHIN ON GRINDR

Bro

Oh hey should we get back to it

Yeah we should

Bet let me ditch this house and this guy's dinner

What the fuck is happening

What have you never seen a dolphin and a salmon hookup

No actually I didn't

Oh well now you did

I'm gonna go in the pantry and rethink my life

I'M GOING INTO LABOR

Our couch is pregnant and going into labor

Brooke please help

We're just doing anything now aren't we 🥹

Yes😄😄

I'll be over soon I guess

I SEE THE HEAD

I'M NOT EVEN THERE YET

BRO COME QUICK ITS GIVING BIRTH

I'M TRYING 😢

GET ON A BROOM OR SOMETHING

I'M LITERALLY IN YOUR DRIVEWAY

NO UR NOT COME HERE

I AM 😢

I don't see u

I'M GIVING BIRTH

HELP IT QUICK

I'M TRYING I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HELP A COUCH GIVING BIRTH

UR A DOCTOR U SHOULD KNOW

NO??

Wow this is couchphobic. #coucheshaverights

Wow I'm going to write a diss track on him now

Can I join in ur diss track

Hell yeah you can

Hell yeah let's go after you give birth🔥🔥🔥

Bet

Our couch is pregnant and going into labor

Brooke please help

We're just doing anything now aren't we 🥹

Yes😄😄

I'll be over soon I guess

I SEE THE HEAD

I'M NOT EVEN THERE YET

BRO COME QUICK ITS GIVING BIRTH

I'M TRYING 😢

GET ON A BROOM OR SOMETHING

I'M LITERALLY IN YOUR DRIVEWAY

NO UR NOT COME HERE

I AM 😢

I don't see u

I'M GIVING BIRTH

HELP IT QUICK

I'M TRYING I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HELP A COUCH GIVING BIRTH

UR A DOCTOR U SHOULD KNOW

NO??

Wow this is couchphobic. #coucheshaverights

Wow I'm going to write a diss track on him now

Can I join in ur diss track

Hell yeah you can

Our couch is pregnant and going into labor

Brooke please help

We're just doing anything now aren't we 🥹

Yes😄😄

I'll be over soon I guess

I SEE THE HEAD

I'M NOT EVEN THERE YET

BRO COME QUICK ITS GIVING BIRTH

I'M TRYING 😢

GET ON A BROOM OR SOMETHING

I'M LITERALLY IN YOUR DRIVEWAY

NO UR NOT COME HERE

I AM 😢

I don't see u

I'M GIVING BIRTH

HELP IT QUICK

I'M TRYING I DON'T KNOW HOW TO HELP A COUCH GIVING BIRTH

UR A DOCTOR U SHOULD KNOW

NO??

Wow this is couchphobic. #coucheshaverights

Wow I'm going to write a diss track on him now

Our couch is pregnant and going into labor

Brooke please help

We're just doing anything now aren't we 🥹

Yes😄😄

I'll be over soon I guess

I SEE THE HEAD

I'M NOT EVEN THERE YET

BRO COME QUICK ITS GIVING BIRTH

I'M TRYING 😢

GET ON A BROOM OR SOMETHING

I'M LITERALLY IN YOUR DRIVEWAY

NO UR NOT COME HERE

I AM 😢

I don't see u

I'M GIVING BIRTH