This is the best fucking thing I’ve ever seen

por mas q la adicción a internet es medio farsa conservadora igual me parece mal que los niños no puedan estar sin videitos todo el dia no puede ser que te diga una psicóloga y una profesora TU NENA ESTA MUY BOLUDA PORQUE ESTA TODO EL DIA CON EL CELULAR NO SABE MANEJAR LA FRUSTRACIÓN NO SABE JUGAR NI HABLAR CON GENTE y que tu respuesta sea pero si se lo saco llora mucho flaca probaste con ser madre?

you really can’t unsee american military propaganda in movies like once you start thinking about it you are doomed to be the friend who’s too political when people put on an action movie for the rest of your life

The Pope died and you might be asking what comes next. Thankfully the Vatican recently released a neat instructive video! It's called the Conclave.

Lord, grant me the strength to throw away this box that i'll never use, the courage to throw away this box that i'll never use, and the wisdom to throw away this box that i'll never use

man of the house (the eldest daughter)

Like a half hour after taking pain relief meds: oh actually it doesnt hurt anymore i probably didnt even need to take those