♘ The White Knight ♘

Nope, nope! I’ve kissed one too many guys tonight! 

One more can't hurt!

Hakuba… that’s nothing to be upset about. You kiss people even if they aren’t in a closet with you.

How about you give me a kiss right now?

Not that Hakuba kissed bad- he was just, er, Hakuba.

This was already more than he had expected. 

SQUINTING AT U.

SQUINTS HARDER BACK

"What the hell’s gotten into you?!"

"Everyone else in the city is doing it."

"Oi— just wait a minute, it’s ‘please, give me a kiss’— and what do you mean by give me a kiss?!”

"Just kiss me Kuroba-kun!!"

"Uh huh… You okay? Sure you haven’t seen any spiders today?”

"HAKUBA…!?"

"I missed you today!"

[loud screams can be heard from Clover, as well as crashing noises as Gaillard scrambles to grab his lighter]

"Oh good you're finally awake."

"I can take care of myself just fine. I don’t know where you got the impression that I couldn’t." It might be the fact that he tried to blow a building up while still inside. But um, excuse you, Hakuba, Gaillardis the knight here. You better check yourself.

"Maybe when you unnecessarily put your life in danger. You probably scare me more than you scare yourself when you do that." You can be the knight later. Right now you're more like the princess.

"I’ve had plenty of rest already. Why do I feel like you’re keeping me here for other reasons?" For God’s sake, he has to sneak out to see Aichi.

"I'm just taking precautions. Geez, you need to take better care of yourself." Why go see Aichi when you have your white knight right here.

"I suffered minor burns. Nothing more. I’ve been fine since last week.”

"That's what you say. I'm not letting you go until you get some more rest."

"…Exactly how long are you going to make me stay here?"

"Until you get better."