Let's be friends yo

i let my laundry basket overflow because i like to push my limits in life

*cha cha’s real smooth away from academic responsibilities*

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

LETS GET HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!grades

if u can do liquid eyeliner u can do anything

so did we ever stop kony

how dare u ignore me after ive made 0 attempts at talking to u

some people think life is like a roller coaster but my life is more like one of those rides that spin really fast so you’re pinned to the wall and can’t do anything about it

Drake wouldn't treat me like this

*submits resume to the illuminati*

dont u dare treat ur animals like shit in front of me i will end ur life son