Corpse Swallower

“No I’m not.” He remarked sternly. “My only interest is heading home now, this is childish behavior for a Palkia.” He hissed, glaring down at her. Oh the irritation could be seen in his eyes. He was practically leaking it.

“You’re not having any fun with me at all?” the girl whined, pointing at herself pathetically. She gave him the classic puppy eyes. 

“You can take another guess…” He grumbled, taking a seat on the side of the carriage furthest from her and crossing his arms. The death bird closed his eyes as they began to ascend into the air. He didn’t even bother to look through the glass windows at this region.

“You should look, it’s pretty! Aren’t you interested in seeing a new region?”

“No I’m not.” He remarked sternly. “My only interest is heading home now, this is childish behavior for a Palkia.” He hissed, glaring down at her. Oh the irritation could be seen in his eyes. He was practically leaking it.

“How is this in any way ‘fun’?” He asked.

“It’s tons! I bet you’re having a good time, but you just won’t admit it!” she replied, laughing to herself as the attendant secured them into a pokeball shaped carriage. This would be the closest she ever came to being captured, she thought to herself, and this was amusing for some reason. 

“You can take another guess...” He grumbled, taking a seat on the side of the carriage furthest from her and crossing his arms. The death bird closed his eyes as they began to ascend into the air. He didn’t even bother to look through the glass windows at this region.

“What now?” He hissed, eyeing down people who passed by with a cold look.

“Last one,” she pleaded as she tugged on his crossed arms. 

“How is this in any way ‘fun’?” He asked.

Arceus how embarrassing. He glared up at the sky, wondering if this was real or if it was a dream. He grumbled as he was lead by the small girl through the crowds of people. “ This is a waste of time, and I don’t eat people you halfwit.”

Skipping back over to Thantos, who she made wait off to the side so no questions were asked, she held the ball of sugary goodness out to him and smiled. “Take some and be less grumpy!”

“What now?” He hissed, eyeing down people who passed by with a cold look.

“Child I–” He was cutt off, Nimbasa City? He furrowed his brows down at the girl and snarled, “If this is how you Sinnoh legends are, it’s shameful.” He hissed quietly. Didn’t want to blow their cover.

“Don’t be a grump!” she demanded as she led him by the hand into the park, “We’ll get some cotton candy in you, and a funnel cake or something, and you’ll be laughing in no time~” The former God knew this wasn’t true though, she would end up eating all the sweets herself at his refusal of them, but hey, it couldn’t hurt to try right? “And also don’t eat anyone.”

Arceus how embarrassing. He glared up at the sky, wondering if this was real or if it was a dream. He grumbled as he was lead by the small girl through the crowds of people. “ This is a waste of time, and I don’t eat people you halfwit.”

“Mgh. You really are some sort of child aren’t you? Why should I leave Kalos for some ‘amusement park’? The humans get a kick out of boring rides and fattening food.” He growled, staring down at her with narrowed eyes.

“See!” she exclaimed as they stood at the entrance of the park. “Fun already~”

“Child I--” He was cutt off, Nimbasa City? He furrowed his brows down at the girl and snarled, “If this is how you Sinnoh legends are, it’s shameful.” He hissed quietly. Didn’t want to blow their cover.

“When the time comes for someone to pass on, then I go to find them and deal with it. What else would I do?” He asked in a stern tone, looking up at her, “Why are you up there.”

“I’m looking at you form a different perspective, so that I can see all sides. You should try it sometime, thundercloud. Maybe you’ll learn something!” she teased, sliding off form the top of the throne and falling into his lap with a thud. “And you know, do something fun for once! Like, like go to that amusement part in Unova. I bet it’s super fun, I want to go! We should go.”

“Mgh. You really are some sort of child aren’t you? Why should I leave Kalos for some ‘amusement park’? The humans get a kick out of boring rides and fattening food.” He growled, staring down at her with narrowed eyes.