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Welcome!!
𖧷₊˚˖𓍢ִ🍓✧˚.🎀༘⋆ﾟ＊--(˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧--𖧷₊˚˖𓍢ִ🍓✧˚.🎀༘⋆ﾟ＊This blog is dedicated to my two favorite people in the world...
Conan O'Brien and Jeff Goldblum !!
ଘ(੭ ᐛ )━☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ I even made a ship name for them: O'Blum
Cute, right? (っ.❛ ▽ ❛.)っ There's not a lot of content for these two, so I took matters into my own hands (❀❛ ֊ ❛„)♡
If you ship, or are interested in shipping, these wonderful fellows, this is the place for you (•‾⌣‾•)و ̑̑♡
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the first thing about rpf to understand is that it is ultimately fiction and we will never understand the true inner workings of the lives of celebrities because there is always going to be a veil of performance clouding the way we perceive them. the second thing about rpf to understand is that it’s always true + real and it happened exactly as i imagine it in my mind
This has been sitting in my drafts since last october. I have no idea why I didn't post it.
Guy Aroch / Alison Edmond
I haven't listened to the damn podcast since last October or something, and I feel bad. I thought seeing Conan host The Oscar's would make me feel better, but I just felt guilty. I don’t feel like I owe him anything, make no mistake, but I feel like I owe myself the right to hold on to a comfort celebrity. I have that kind of depression where I just stop doing things I enjoy, and every time I think I'm getting better I realize I left something behind. Sometimes I can keep going without it, but this time it's Conan. How can I forget about a man I own five funko pops of!? So tomorrow I'm gonna start listening to the podcast again, one episode every morning, until I'm caught up. I don’t want it to feel like a chore, but everything feels like a chore to me, so I'll get over it.
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/78351226
Consider me intrigued……
Yeah, I'm alive btw, I just don't know what to post here. It's not that I've lost interest, it's just on a downswing. I'll be back on my old man shipping shit one of these days. Just keep following me and I'll just show up one day.
Conan: "That's the best you can do?"
Jordan: "That is an accurate statement and I honor you by giving you the truth. I'll tell you something; japanese culture is all about honor, and in fact saving face and giving face. I'm going to give you face. I'm going to say that your eating problems are based on your medical problems-"
Conan: "Let me say this-Stop. What you're saying is, you want to straddle me. That we're two men. You want to give me face? You are sending so many signals to me that you want to have passionate sex with me. That's what you're doing. You want me to submit?"
Jordan: "Yeah."
Conan: "Keep it in my mouth? These are all things you said..."
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How rpf infiltrated my dreams:
The other day I had a dream that Jeff Goldblum and Conan O'Brien were on some new show. I couldn't tell you what the show was or why they were there, but there were a bunch of other guests such as various celebrities my brain probably made up, a random 12 year old, and a literal animated character that looked like she was designed by a kid who plays roblox. So anyway, the old men I'm obsessed with; Conan and Jeff practically ran into each others arms when they saw each other and kissed. It was just a peck, a very quick, blink and you miss it smooch. Very much an are they gay or just weird moment. It was quite vivid and I remember in my dream thinking "I am so posting about this on my tumblr." Then I was disappointed when I found myself lying in bed and not watching this on the TV in my old house.
rpf is fucking weird
what "rpf" and "weird" do in their private time is none of my business but thanks for enlightening me
WATCH: Jeff Goldblum’s Secrets To Aging Gracefully
all jokes aside why does conan want jeff goldblum to raw him SO BAD
This is like nine seasons of UST. 🧡
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Watched Buckaroo Banzai a couple days ago. Couldn't tell you what happened, but cowboy Jeff Goldblum was there. Made this meme, figured it'd be a waste to not post it.
I will be re-watching in a couple months to see if it makes more sense on the second watch.
Reblog this now so I can be the 69th note, ha ha.
Anyways, I've watched this movie two more times since, and I kinda understand what it's about. But the most important thing I've learned is that this movie was practically made to show to your friends. The less initiated they are with these kinds of movies the better. Share the confusion, it's a magical experience.
jeff goldblum round 2
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