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i love being a mutual so much i was made to be a mutual i hope they put on my gravestone that i was a beloved daughter sister ex wife and mutual

“average day on Tumblr includes 60 stabbings” factoid is actualy just a statistical error.  average day on tumblr includes 0 stabbings.  The Ides of March, which comes every March 15th and includes 23,000 stabbings of one guy is an outlier adn should not have been counted

it’s okay to murder people but it’s not okay to disrespect your wife btw

it’s okay to murder people if they disrespect your wife

a lot of life can be persevered thru by secretly playing pretend in your mind the whole time

a light within me was stamped out but im chill

batman comic arcs are so mindlessly dark all the time. “the killing joke” “death in the family” “batman’s grave” how about “batman has a nice fucking day for once” huh? “batman chills the fuck out and spends some time with his kids” “batman and the relaxing picnic” “batman has a really good cup of tea and its not poisoned or drugged because he’s been stressed lately” huh???? what about that, assholes.

the lion concerns himself with everything

i got (kind of, not really) published 🎉

It's so cool how autocorrect just changes correct words to wrong ones now

shipping characters because theyd mesh well romantically <<<<<shipping characters because theyd create a new type of mental illness when put together