Stacey’s mom

Reminder to always write fanficiton. It could become a musical

into the woods asks important questions like "what's the point in blame if it doesn't fix what was broken" and "is it okay to shelter your loved ones from the dangers of the world if said dangers do kill them in the end" and "how many badass women can a prince fumble in one night"

“I asked ChatGPT” well I asked the witch from next door and she told me to go to the wood and bring her back the cow as white as milk, the cape as red as blood, the hair as yellow as corn, and the slipper as pure as gold

magenta one of my beautiful bisexual awakenings

Guys don't even come out of your freezer on a motorbike and perform a saxophone musical number about rock and roll nostalgia before you beat them to death anymore. Because of woke.