Sleep is for the Weak

  *squeezes tighter* NOOHMYGOD

-grabs at her hair- YOU’RESUCHADICKHOLYFUCK

*loosens her grip a tiny bit because holy shit that’s her hair* OHMYGODLETGOOFMYHAIRASSHOLE

NOTUNTILYOULETGOSHITHEADHOLYSHIT -keeps tugging and makes a bunch of choking noises-

Greg oh my god don’t be a prick.

Oh, I would never-.

*glares at him* I could have my dad do so much shit to you.

  Greg. I am going to kill you in approximately point two seconds.

Holy shit you can count that far??

*steps closer and oh so casually wraps her hands around his neck. And starts strangling him.*

-makes constricted noises and swats at her- GETTH’FUCKOFFOHMYGOD. 

*squeezes tighter* NOOHMYGOD

-grabs at her hair- YOU'RESUCHADICKHOLYFUCK

How ‘bout both? I can stand a lil’ bruising. -winks suggestively but he’s kidding okay-

*just rushes forward, smacks his chest and just yanks him into a kiSS BECAUSE GREG-*

OW Holy sh- -kiSS??? KISS!!- -ignores basically all the pain (which is a lot) in his chest and kisses her back-

*wraps her arms around his neck* Yer such an idiot… God… *smiles up at him*

What, you jus' figure that out? -smiles back at her and bumps her forehead with his- You're a bit late there, kid.

Greg oh my god don’t be a prick.

Oh, I would never-.

  Greg. I am going to kill you in approximately point two seconds.

Holy shit you can count that far??

*steps closer and oh so casually wraps her hands around his neck. And starts strangling him.*

-makes constricted noises and swats at her- GETTH'FUCKOFFOHMYGOD. 

Sorrrrryyy can’t hear ya over the sound of your state still bein’ half destroyed.

And I can’t hear you over the sound of my foot about to kick you somewhere I know you do not want to be kicked.

I'll punch ya in your boob but I'm scared it'll punch me back those things are wild.

Of course Greg would come back on TMI Tuesday.