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So do I look like him?

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tozier family tradition of losing the love of your life
Oh. My. God.
The parallels between them are fucking CRAZY ..
You know technology literacy is dying because I saw this meme with 76k likes
F11 the full screen button? You’re scared of the full screen button? F10?? It opens the menu bar???
Computers are so scary what if I accidentally hit F12 in a steam game and it takes a screenshot. What if I press shift + F12 while in word and accidentally save my document 😖
If you had to learn what the F keys on your computer do through me reblogging this post, then I'm glad you did. Computer literacy is not a skill that gets taught anymore, and it is absolutely one that needs to be taught in order to be learned. Don't ever feel bad for not knowing something, but ☝️ don't ever stop learning learning about your environment, the tools you use, and especially the people around you
Never stop learning+ Never stop sharing what you learned
shane (a little tipsy) being cornered by a few fans at a bar one night and they ask him what’s the best thing about coming out, expecting him to say something motivating like self-expression and liberation and shane just goes
“i don’t know, probably that i can have ilya’s photos on my phone now :).”
and the whole of non bigot hockey twt just fucking crash out and montreal metros and crowell gets burned at the stake
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Ilya and Shane, but it’s just them seeing each other as a version of their husband no one else understands them seeing.
To Ilya, Shane is the funniest, sexiest, bitchiest and downright FREAKIEST person he knows. He tells everyone he knows this, yet for some reason no one seems to believe him. His husband is such an asshole, and Ilya loves him for it.
While to Shane, Ilya is his soft and most precious baby. A heart of gold and with feelings so wide and deep he is breathless at just how much he CARES. Sunshine itself. Shane laughs at how people describe his ‘scary, no-smiling Slavic nightmare of a husband.’ See Ilya! He DOES get sarcasm (he does not.)
shane really loves when he’s on top and he’s slowly grinding and really feeling himself and getting lost in the sensation of being full and he opens his eyes to look down at ilya and ilya has his hands behind his head with his big biceps just budging out each side of his head and his armpit hair on full display and his pupils are blown wide and he’s slightly opened mouthed with a small smile on his lips watching shane’s face and just taking in how much shane is enjoying having his cock inside him.
A few years into Shane playing for Ottawa, one of the younger Centaurs, maybe Holmberg, comes to him with a problem. He has been sleeping with this girl for a while now and he's so into her but she travels for work and he knows she has a couple of regular hookups all over the place. So, since Shane - judging by Cap's reputation - has been in a similar position, he asks him how he convinced Roz to be exclusive.
Shane stares at him, uncomprehendingly, for a second before slowly replying, "...I didn't."
Holmberg gives him a deeply skeptical look. "I've seen the way you react when people flirt with Roz in front of you," he says, "there's no way you guys have an open relationship."
"No," Shane clarifies immediately. He would rather set himself on fire than have to live with sharing his husband with another person. "No, we're exclusive," he confirms, "but I never asked him to stop sleeping with other people. He just kind of... stopped. I didn't even find out until a few months after it happened so, I don't know, maybe just wait it out?"
Eventually, the Centaurs learn that, although Cap and Hollzy have clearly found in each other what most people spend their lives searching for, they are the absolute worst people to ask for any type of relationship advice.
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Everyone: omg Hollander leash your dog, Ilya is barking at opponent hockey players again
Shane Enabler Hollander: ok so Ilyusha this player has had zero assists in the entire season, he got drafted last, and finally - and this is crucial - he once scored a goal in his own team's net
Ilya Heart Eyes Rozanov: thank you my ShaneWiki this is valuable data, off I go

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Harry Anderson as Richie Tozier and Dennis Christopher as Eddie Kaspbrak in It (1990)
Extra:
ALL of the losers were friends. The losers wasnt just made up of reddie, benverly, stenbrough/hanbrough and then mike/stan thrown out on the side, they were ALL friends.
Bev would smoke with Richie, Eddie was incredibly close with Bill, Richie went to go and see a film with Bev and Ben, Stan was who mostly helped Bev when her bathroom exploded with blood, Stan also helped Mike by realising that whatever bird that attacked him isn't real, Ben gave eddie tips on how to hide his injuries from his mum, eddie helped ben feel better about his dad's death, the list goes on and on. They are all friends, they don't just split off into their little couples.
I'm such a sucker for mean/black cat types with a secret soft and loving side.
Picturing Dennis with a patient's test results who didn't want to wait for the elevator and decides to take stairs down. Two at a time. Puppies like him are clumsy at the best of times, and in his haste he inevitably trips over his own feet and takes a tumble, hearing his ankle make a sickening crack and landing hard.
If the ruckus his fall made didn't get someone's attention, the involuntary yelp he let out certainly did.
He's dazed and numb for 5 seconds before the excruciating pain in has him whimpering, then nearly wailing. He lays on his back, hot tears stinging his eyes as the face of Park the Shark appears above.
Park's gaze is just as intense, but this time with concern, crouching down, one hand on Dennis's cheek and the other on his neck the keep him still.
"Easy sweet boy, it's ok, I got you. Just be still for me now, ok? Shhhh...I know it hurts, I'm gonna fix that pup."
contrary to popular belief, brendon had empathy. a lot of it actually.
he didn’t relish people’s pain, it was one of the reasons he picked ortho. he had one consultation, operated on an anesthetized patient, then did a follow up while they were still on pain management mostly, and by the time he was done with them, their chronic issue was, nine times out of ten, mostly better.
he didn’t like coming down to the ER when patients were writhing around unmedicated, he didn’t like his family medicine rotation, where he had to pat people on the back, and refer them out to a specialist who wouldn’t see them for six months, he didn’t like prolonging suffering.
yeah, he could acknowledge his intensity. but really it was a focus, a headspace necessary for his nationally recognized outcomes. when he was called down for a consultation, he was the shark.
brendon was taking the stairs down to the first floor to get lunch from one of the food trucks. it was important to use joints to keep them lubricated. elevators were where joints went to die.
somewhere between the second and third floor, there was a tumble and a yelp. shit. he picked up his pace on his descent and found the emergency medicine intern he liked to tease.
dennis was on his back, eyes filling up with tears, a whimper in the back of his throat as he heard footsteps rushing to him. the uncharacteristically concerned face of brendon park came into his blurred vision.
“you fall, whitaker?”
dennis let out a whiny, “uh huh.” he sat up and grabbed at his ankle before wincing.
park’s brows furrowed and he kneeled down to get a look. he shoved up whitaker’s scrub pants and palpated the already swollen ankle while dennis moaned in pain. “it seems like just a really bad sprain.” dennis nodded in response. “do you think you can stand?”
dennis nodded again. brendon helped him up, but as soon as dennis tried to walk, he nearly crumpled.
park swooped him up, one arm under his knees, the other holding his back. dennis’s arms grabbed onto his strong shoulders.
“wait! i can walk. it’s fine! just hurts a little.” dennis insisted.
"easy sweet boy, it's ok. i got you,” park half whispered to dennis as he brought them both down the flight of stairs. “i’m gonna fix this, pup."
dennis assumed the pain was making him delirious, because in what world is the god damn shark saying this to him?
the story of the stoic brendon park bridal carrying a tear streaked whitaker out of the stairwell became a PTMC legend.
hey, i don't know if you do request, but what about brendon Park x wife!medical malpractice attorney? and they have a kid together who needs urgent medical attention for a sprained ankle, aaaand she is just as intimidating as park. u can feel the pressure and tension in that room for both having the shark and a well recognized medical malpractice attorney
okay I did peds reader bc they’re almost the same??? lol brendon park x peds wife!reader
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"what've we got?" robby asked as the paramedics wheeled in.
"11 year old male, bp 119/73, HR 111, RR 20. apparently he took a fall; reporting pain to the left ankle." the EMT leaned in closer. talking in his ear. "neighbors called it in."
the attendings eyebrows drew in. “parents?" the medic tipped his head toward the kid discreetly. "he said his parents were at work— didn't say where. but he was adamant about coming here.”
robby glanced at the boy then back to the EMT. almost as if needing clarification. “we were closer to Presby.”
it wasn’t new to have patients rerouted. but it wasn’t something they’d ask for. especially by someone this kid's age. if his condition was worse, they would’ve taken him to Presby. no hesitation.
They don't talk about it on the show but it was actually really meaningful and clever that they had Dennis look skinny and sickly and pale and also have a harder time focusing in season one, then in season two, after having shelter and food for eight months, his skin is more flushed, he's filled out, the circles under his eyes are much less pronounced, and he's much calmer and steadier, has a better memory and quicker thinking. In season one he drills an IO into a person that doesn't need it, he confidently says "Everyone gets an IO," and then someone says "If unresponsive." When you're sleep and food deprived, your brain moves slower, your memory fails more, you have a harder time paying attention. And they don't talk about it but the difference is so clear and I like that they subtly show that. Say what you will about Trinity but giving him a place to stay and food in the fridge could have saved his career

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One thing I've been thinking about recently is that the Metros were holding Shane back. The Admirals holding Hunter back makes sense, in an oh shit he's going to kill this kid way. But the Metros holding Shane back? Shane who never fights? Shane who is a known peacemaker? Maybe the argument can be made they wanted to protect him from getting hurt/getting fined but, Shane is their captain, if he wants to fight, a fight there shall be.
Unless.
You consider that the Metros know that Shane absolutely does know how to fight. They've all done checking clinics with Shane. They've all wrestled and roughhoused with Shane. He's strong and he's fast and he wants to win.
The Metros understand that Shane doesn't fight, not because he can't, but because he's a little too good at it. And Shane generally doesn't even like violence. He likes to win by playing the game, not hurting the other team.
So when they see Shane, after the whistle, drop his gloves to Scott Hunter, there is a collective thought of oh shit he's going to kill Hunter and they have approximately 1.5 seconds to grab their captain and prevent him from getting arrested.
i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck
THE ORIGINAL? ON MY DASH
this post led to a series of events that had martin scorsese himself reacting to his alleged movie goncharov and it has less than 400k notes almost 3 years later?