Stolen Dance

It's pitiful, really. That's why I'm very particular over my partners. You have to not be an asshole and last long enough to impress me.

I’m not a prostitute or anything, but if you buy me pizza, I’m yours.

Any type in particular? Or will just sauce, cheese and bread do the trick?

Someone get me out of this bed, I haven’t moved at all today.

I have the upper body strength of a twelve year old boy only hitting puberty. I’m pretty good at talking long enough for people to get irritated and leave, so that could work.

So how’s about we start forming an orderly queue, ladies?

And here we have our newest of many pretentious asshats. Don’t get too close, they’re known for their lethal arrogance.