Fair enough. So, you and the brother have any fun plans for the holidays?
Not really, no... We're not really the plan ahead kind of people I guess. What about you? You one of those really festive types?
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Fair enough. So, you and the brother have any fun plans for the holidays?
Not really, no... We're not really the plan ahead kind of people I guess. What about you? You one of those really festive types?

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Good to know, but I want your permission to kill you in writing just in case..
I'm not really one for legally binding contracts... I may be able to make an exception, but then again I'd also rather not die.Â
No problem, I might kill you if this gets out.. but sometimes, on very rare occasions.. I can actually be a somewhat decent person.Â
I think it's safe to say that there will be no need to kill me, or well if you ever do catch me spreading rumours about how someone is nice enough - then you might as well kill me.Â
Eh, I’m not too concerned either way.. I love her because she’s blood, but I kind of stopped giving a damn the second she walked out. But hey, if you ever need a break from your roommate brother give me a call, you can take over one of the guest rooms for a night or two.Â
Well it is always the easiest to stop caring, after all. But thanks, I'll let you know if I ever just can't handle it at all. Family things are a little complicated in my life though. But still it's nice to have the offer.Â
On the plus side, at least you know he cares.. I haven’t talked to my sister in years.Â
I guess that is the brightside.... But hey even if you haven't spoken to her, it doesn't mean she doesn't care...

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Ew. Yeah. I can’t say I blame you. I’d pick a loud mouth manslut over a whiny manchild any day. At least he doesn’t smell bad on top of that? You could always try that glass half full thing.Â
You saying your brother isn’t worth the trouble?
Exactly, yeah it's definitely not pleasant. But yeah sure I guess that's the bright side and all. I could try the half glass full thing, but I'd rather just continue with complaining.Â
That came out wrong, I mean like not worth the trouble of living with.Â
Thankfully I don’t have an older brother so that won’t be a problem.. I have an older sister though, but she disowned us years ago so I think I’ll be okay. Did you walk in on him gettin some or something..?Â
Yeah, sounds like you're safe enough from the older sibling curse. And god no... in fact maybe his problem is that he needs to get some. He's simply just an annoying roommate to have.Â
Can’t say. I don’t have a sister. I do have a little brother, and we’ve always lived together. Well — almost always.
Well, maybe its just the gender difference complicating things then, who knows? All I know is that me and my brother living together isn't exactly peaceful.
As an older brother, I object that.
There's really no perks for either in the situation though. Tell me, would you ideally want your little sister rooming with you?

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What? He one of those bring-home-a-different-girl-every-night kind of guy? Loud in bed? Snores? Smells bad?Â
I wouldn’t know. I’m an only child.
It's more like having a five year old as a roommate. One that never agrees with you, as well. I wouldn't mind the others as much, except maybe the smells bad thing.
Lucky you, most of the time siblings are not worth the trouble.
Shacking up with anyone of the male persuasion is generally a bad idea, to be honest, especially if one of you is a neat freak; or if you don’t enjoy falling into the toilet every morning.Â
You are one hundred percent right about that. All those regular problems amplified by the brooding personality my brother possesses. Its really not an ideal situation.
Nothing. Nothing. Forget I said anything.
Definitely. Good to see you, ya know, not dying and stuff. You look good. Oh, there’s always joy that can be found in snacks. Did you know that if you take a slim jim and a twinkie and basically dip your slim jim into the cream filling you get the most magnificent thing ever? It’s delicious, I swear.
Oh come on, you're not getting out of this one, not after you already mentioned it.Â
Thanks, it feels good to not be dying and stuff. And well, judging from the fact that I've never had either a slim jim or a twinkie ever in my life, no I did not know that. I'll take your word for it though.
I’ll be sure to mention it when I tell the joke in passing. I don’t even know how, well, okay, I do. But I’m too afraid of you to say it.Â
I was going to say. If all you’re worrying about is Derek being Derek after the months we’ve had, you’re doing okay. Eh, that and job hunting I guess. I lead a boring life filled with sports, video games, and every snack you can dream up. Someone has to.
Too afraid to say what, Issac? I'm annoyed at Derek right now, not at you.Â
Yeah, I'd say I'm doing pretty okay right now, considering. Sounds like you aren't doing too bad either though, there must be some joy in your snack filled life.Â
That’s such an accurate description. I’m writing it down. I’d offer you a place on my couch, but I’m squatting too, so… Other than that, how’re you holding up around here, Cora?
Just make sure I get credit for that. And thanks, I'm sure it'll fine though, we are related anyway.Â
Other than that things are okay, boring, but I can't really complaining seeing as I almost died a while ago. What about you? Lacrosse keeping you busy?

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I can definitely vouch for this. Also, helpful tip, don’t try waking him up in the morning. He’s really not a morning person. I have the scars to prove it.
God, I know. It's like he's got the male version of PMS but all day every day, instead of just once a mouth.Â
The worst decision I ever made in my life was deciding to live with Derek. Never live with your older brother, ever. Trust me on this.