Slightly Sophisticated And Secretly Slutty Eli | ♍️

half of adulting is basically you trying not to cry

The other half is crying

Who am I kidding. I wanna be in love. I wanna be loved. I wanna be trusted and cared about.

take candid pics of the people you love

I am reasonably fun to hang out with and my company is enjoyed by well over 10 people worldwide

i'm in fact THE problem but at least i'm sexy

i think deciding to love someone continually is like reading the same book again, but each time finding a different line that hits deep and makes you think about something you didn't realize before. and you decide to read it again and again, knowing you'll never get enough of it, knowing you'll always find something new about them to love.

how the hell do people work full time AND work out. and also eat. i feel like a dvd player