this is where i go to be stupid and also a bitch

so the ham is sick? :(

two of them will beee hamming and cheesy

i had somehow landed at an outdoor bean party with nothing but the most perfectly sliced and steamed beans

i feel like my hommunculus is naked

if i never hear the word wholesome again it will be too soon

you people will drive all the good words into the ground. i used to love calling things whimsical

my most chuuni thought recently was my sensory sensitivities are a super power that lets me taste the suffering of animals. because i bought the cheap chicken and it was a little too fatty. not proud of it

my whole body feels like a loose baby tooth

my husk! my empty husk!

im scared of getting old because people are gonna call me cute and adorable and such things just for existing while old

ever since i was a little girl i knew i liked to play woth string

i love having fun. and i hate being greasy

so like. when you banish something, the location you banish it to will often be from whence it came, right?

i love being outdoors because nature is self cleaning. like oh theres dirt on the floor? not my problem :)

thats not even an old man. thats a regular aged man