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*sitting in the arena with my horse Francis on lead because he likes to watch the lessons*

Friends Horse: *canters past us*

Francis: *lunges at him*

Me: FRANCIS *tugs lead*

Francis:

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Frozen 2 Spoilers

*watching frozen 2 with my non horse friends*

*elsa getting tossed around by the water spirit horse*

Me: oh look it’s my horse!

*ending scene were elsa turns water horse into ice horse*

Friend: I want an ice horse!

Me: I just want a horse who doesn’t try to kill me when I ride it

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Cleaning out my horses foot so we can see why he’s hurting

My horse:*accidentally kicks me after trying to pull his back foot away due to pain*

Me: ow! Don’t kick! *doesnt get after him too hard because it was a pain response*

Horse: I’m sorry!atleast she didn’t punish me

*later that day*

Me:bath time!

Horse: nvm this is the worst punishment she can inflict on me

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In the round pen with the new mini

Me:*playing with her and getting her to move around*

Mini: this is fun I like this

Me:ok let’s come back down now good mare

Mini: ok calm time I got this

Bee: hello human mind if I start getting way to fucking close to you

Me:*shoos be away*

Bee: I AM NOW DETERMINED TO LAND ON YOU

Me:*starts flailing around trying to swat the bee and get it to leave*

Mini:OH MORE RUNNING AROUND OK!

Bee:SURRENDER HUMAN

Me:*flailing wildly*

Security camera:*probably catching all of this*

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*really emotional time sitting with a horse who’s being put down soon*

Me: your my best friend and I hope you know that

Horse: *tries to push me*

Me: I love you but if you try that again ima make you back your butt up

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Trainer: someone convince me not to buy this horse/pony/cow/mule/etc

Everyone: get it

Trainer: y’all are horrible I swear

Barn owner:*looking at my sisters lease pony* just to let you know he was being a little snot for my kids recently

Me:Ohhhhhhh your gonna get your butt whooped

Sister: *eyeing him* oh he KNOWS not to pull that stuff with me

Pony: *tries to act innocent*

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My horse:*angerly eats banana*

Me, holding the banana: why are you so angry? I literally brought this for you I’m not going to take it.

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*it's hunting season and although the barn is surrounded by private property that does not give out permissions, it has in its own way become a safe spot for animals so it's very tempting for illegal hunting*

Me wearing a bright orange safety vest: alright bud we gotta go over to the neighbors

Horse: what are you wearing? Don't like. Big orange plastic bag is not getting on me.

Me: get over yourself it's so we don't get shot at let's go

Horse: hm. OMG WHATS AHEAD OF US!!! Nope not going anywhere. I stay planted right here

Me: it's just some deer hiding in the bushes, they'll stay over there and we will stay way over here in the open

Horse: WE CANT GO THAT WAY!!!!

me: and why not? (Seconds later 2 very large moose walk into the clearing we're trying to pass through) ah, yea okay, well we will just go around this way.

Horse: hell no. Too much. Orange plastic bag on my back, deer on the one trail, moose in the clearing. The faint sound of gunfire way off. I am done. We are going back to the barn.

Me: you know what I'm okay with that. Why don't we trailer you over to my friend's instead this usually 20 minutes rides just not okay

Me: *opens gate in the middle of a ride*

Mare: coolcoolcoolcool

Me: *stops mare to close gate behind us* okay pls stop

Mare: keep going?

Me: no. Stop.

Mare: right, so keep going.

Me: *struggling to keep mare still* nO STOP.

Mare: so... keep going

Me: I’m selling you and buying a gelding.

Mare: >:O

Meanwhile when my instructor rides her and closes gates, she behaves perfectly.

Thanks, Dora! Smh. Makin’ me look bad...

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Barn manager:*over text* I’m sad to inform you all that the pony passed away this morning in the pasture, she was over 30 years old and a essential part of our program here.

Me:*texting her back* that’s so sad I’m sorry! did she Get put down or did she go naturally

BM: naturally

Me:*to myself* I’ll miss her but that stubborn girl would of wanted to go that way. No way she was letting anyone but herself take her down. She was in charge of her own life.

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*driving to the nearest feed store because we ran out of oats and the ones they gave us where pellets*

Me:you realize your speeding right?

Friend:they close in 5 minutes and the barn managers counting on me!

*after getting the oats*

Friend: ok I can drive the speed limit now I’m good at driving I swear.

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My horse: starts weaving

My sister: *jokingly* stop neglecting your horse

Me: Stop weaving I got off you like thirty minutes ago and your going outside after dinner.

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Me:how do I stop my 26 year old lease horse from ____

Trainer:... when horses hit a certain age it’s very hard to train them out of certain habits...

Friend:*starts talking to me*

Me:*imeditally starts grooming her horse*

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Working leads at a lope/canter right lead goes great. Left side... Not so much... Horse: yea love to go fast! *Picks up right lead* Me: nope *stops horse* Horse: NO GO FAST *picks up right lead again* NO NO WHY STOP! Gotta go fast! *Picks up right lead again with attitude swishing tail and throwing his head* Me: now don't be like this once you get it we can stop Horse: getting tired don't wanna. *Picks up right lead again, stop rinse repeat* I am done with this. Me: your done when you get it right Horse: *picks up left lead but with attitude* THERE FINE OKAY I HATE YOU AND I HATE THIS!!! Me: good!!!! Can you do it once more? Horse: I'm done with you woman. Once is what you get.

*trying to get the baby horse on the trailer* Me: okay come on and check it out, you don't even have to walk right in just smell it and get near it Horse: nope!!! Big scary metal box is scary *snorts at it* Me: I have a cookie. Ooopssie I dropped it on the trailer floor Horse: hmmm I like cookies... Okay.. OMG WHAT IS THAT Me: your shadow on the trailer wall. Come closer Horse: nope don't wanna. Me: what if I put your herd buddy by the front so you can see him out the window Horse: LOOK FRIEND!!! *hops all 4 legs into the trailer at once in the most dramatic fashion I have ever seen* Me: look your in it and not dying! Can I close the divider? Horse: don't care I can see friend all is well. Me: well that'll do... Don't know how we'll get him back on it on the return from the vet but maybe he'll be okay getting back on... *Ps. He was fine getting back on after the vet but was also slightly sedated. Tried to load him again a week later and no dice had to do this all over again *

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