Constant Couples

@toes2solez

Me and my husband relaxing getting day drunk out side on an enjoyable crisp October Sunday. Sitting outside having a bottle of Big Smooth Cabernet Sauvignon (gay wineo recommended!😉). We're lightly blaring electronic musical gayness intro our awesome funky backyard. And I just happened to scroll through tumblr, and a porn clip starts to auto play... over the electronic musical gayness going on...!!! Keep in mind I have partaken in the wine, so for about a full 30 seconds I thought the moaning over lapping the electronic and the PORN MOANING sounded like a "cool", "sexy", "remix" I wasn't familiar with...zoned out listening to. Then... I realized I am that gay neighbor the churches warn people about...