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Okay. So. Nancy Wheeler is canonically extremely capable and very good at homicide.

Egg on my face for saying it was just a theoretical possibility.

Hopper was like "Nice shootin' Tex."

And Nancy was like--

The more I workshop this idea, the more violent Nancy becomes in my head.

Which might be a me problem 😂

But canonically speaking, we all know these two are pretty okay with committing crimes. Nancy’s ethics system is very outcome-based, not law-based, so like… would she theoretically commit homicide due to jealousy?

Yeah 100%. Probably!

That said, she is absolutely devastating with her words when she wants to be, so I’m trying to remember she doesn’t always need physical violence to destroy someone.

HOWEVER, if she’s pining after Robin and something is actively in her way???

…yeah, someone’s probably dying.

RIP Vickie.

I somehow missed this from five WHOLE days ago?? I'm so sorry.

What a compliment! But also, I can see myself botching jealous Nancy.

Like where does jealous Nancy draw the line? Because she might actually kill for Robin.

Like, no warning, she sees Vickie flirting with Robin and pushes Vickie down a flight of stairs.

I guess she could also *ahem* take it out on Robin in some possessive way.

But also, I think she'd be quick to just shank a girl in passing.

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It's so good to know that you're working on three two fics! And that they're very different from one another. Nancy 'Sexy Rambo' Wheeler sounds like a real menace for Robin's and our own sanity. Be gentle, I'm still recovering from The Bunker.

I'll keep patiently waiting for Nurse Robin evolution, not without pestering you a little in the meantime. 😉💜

Not gonna lie, I've been known to do some wildly disproportionate favors for a single slice of pizza.

It felt a bit silly calling Nancy "sexy Rambo" because... It's like I'm just saying her name twice, right?

Thats just Nancy, right??

Nancy "Blade slinger, gun wielder, girl kisser" Wheeler.

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(Or maybe good evening is better? I don't know, anyway HELLOOOOO and what is this nurse Robin fic I haven’t yet read? 😭)

I can't really wait to read all of your fics, new or old (munching on carrots — but don't tell my mom, she has me on a diet)

I’m so excited about the best friends to lovers, especially because of the Nancy’s pov 🥺🥺

And I think I’m a little bit scared of the post-apocalyptic au, to be honest! I have a feeling it’s going to be a deadly mix of emotions that’ll stay with me for days, just like it happened with The Bunker.

Today I feel like giving you flowers 🌼🌸🌺🌷💐 so you have something pretty to look at

It's was like 3am where I live when I got this, so, both I think lol? Good morning and good night!

I took down the Nurse fic because it was wacky as hell.

I was very drunk while writing some of it (a lot of it), so it's a MESS.

There are a lot of prolific writers that were zooted out of their damn minds on drugs and alcohol while they worked, and I'm just... I'm not that guy. I don't understand how they did it.

The nurse fic is full of syntax issues, basic grammar issues, plot issues. EVERYTHING about it is wild.

So, I'm fixing it 😅.

Also, thank you for the flowers.

I feel like no rabbit should ever be on a diet?? That seems tragic. Here are one thousand carrots and... I don't really know what rabbits eat otherwise.

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Listen here, rabbit. I'm not gonna cave and reveal my secrets just because you bring me treats and a warm hug and okay, yeah, I'm currently working on two fics.

One is a Ronance best friends to lovers AU. It's a Nancy POV, which I am nervous about because I've never really tried that before.

It's basically a series of vignettes where Nancy realizes she's been falling in love with Robin since they met on the playground. It's very soft. But also (inevitably) a little spicy.

The other is a post-apocalyptic AU. Enemies to lovers. This one has gone WAY off the rails, and definitely not complete.

This one is more canon, but in this story, Robin never joined the gang in season 3.

She got swept up by the military evacuations and shipped off to a survival encampment when the "earthquakes" happened.

She breaks out to make her way back to Hawkins, to find her parents, having no earthly idea the upside down or the monsters roaming about even exist.

Who does she run into along the way?

The one and only Sexy Rambo Nancy Wheeler, of course.

They are very different stories. One is soft and warm (not unlike you, rabbit). And the other is FIRE AND HATE AND PAIN AND LOVE AND AHH.

So, I'm having a hard time deciding what I'm more into at the moment to complete lol.

Ah yes. Memory is a living, breathing thing. Rippling out. Traveling from one heart to another. Binding us together in a gorgeous constellation.

I like to imagine, somewhere out there, every time this story resurfaces, your second grade teacher also remembers. And she basks in her legacy of being the beautiful slut she was called to be.

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Get!

Shoo, rabbit!

Get outta here!

Omg, I'm sorry I didn't see this 😭.

To answer your question:

I... Um.... I might be like... So, there's a giant possibility there's something like... may be in the works.

Listen, your timing is crazy because I JUST RECENTLY took it down. I thought I was being sneaky, but you caught me. You sussed it out immediately. What are you, some kind of NANCY WHEELER???

I am BLUSHING.

I'm going to find a way to print this out and attach it to everything I ever do. 

My resume. My loan applications. My doordash delivery instructions. My last will and testament.

You just made my whole fucking year 😭.

I can't believe how sweet you are.