PLAYSTATION.

haha yes bro awesome and funny post you made about wanting to fuck an inanimate object. anyway are you normal about objectum people

If you think about it, jerking it is a lot like slots: you jerk the shaft with ball(s) repeatedly in hope of the jerkpot, leading to a big release from the hole

If you think about it, jerking it is a lot like slots: you jerk the shaft with ball(s) repeatedly in hope of the jerkpot, leading to a big release from the hole

one time back in high school my friend accidentally revealed that he didn't know how to pronounce the word "masochist" by shouting "what do you think I am, some kind of machinist??" and I still think about it at least monthly

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common sense tells you to not put your dick in industrial machinery, but surely that cant be true for all pieces of equipment. surely there is at least one machine in one factory somewhere that would feel really good on your shaft but no one has yet figured it out because of this so called common sense.

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imgonna passout hngnhn

DO NOT THE SPINNING LATHE

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had to take my otterbox case off my phone and he feels so small and fragile...

toying with his bare volume buttons...making him louder....

forcing a rod into his little hole until his tray juts out. easing it out the rest of the way. fingering out his sim card and he forgets who he is. putting his sim card in my new phone. he doesn't even recognize his new body---it's bigger, heavier, and fills up my hands---but he's going to have to like it.

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those desktop computer towers with the windows on the sides so you can see glimpses of the computer's guts and brain as it's running are like. thats a boob window. youve given your computer the tech equivalent of a sleeveless turtleneck with a heart-shaped boob window.

they wouldn't put lights on it if it wasn't meant to be seen???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

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