Absolute Chaos Honestly (formerly @wildrangers)

its awesome theres a vampire on sesame street because you need to introduce children to the concept as early as possible

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

wound dressings and bandages are lingerie for the enlightened pervert

microdosing hell by being awake and literate

Something so funny about rereading one's own unfinished fics. Like wow this is pretty good! Almost as if was written exactly according to what I personally like in fact! Someone should finish it!

why isn’t anyone allowed to be wrong anymore? it’s okay to be wrong. being wrong, and realizing you were wrong, is how you learn and grow.