Confessions from Litchfield

| Suzanne's parents scare me a little. They seem like mild-mannered, well-respected people who would secretly subject their adopted child to water torture and other unspeakable things when nobody's looking. You know, in the name of discipline or whatever. |

| I know it's impossible, but I wish Miss Claudette could come back and be the matriarch of The Black Women.|

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| It amuses me that people want to zero in on Morello for being racist -- as if she's the only one. Tribalism is how that inmate society organizes itself. Race determines your tribe - unless you're "old" or somehow "other." (which I think is kinda f-ed up. Elders are a tribe's most valuable asset). If you're not fiercely loyal to your own tribe, you're on your own -- which is NOT what you want be while in PRISON. |

| I understand Lorna is mental ill, but that does not excuse her racism, scamming $1000s in online shopping and sending death threats to a person. The only thing I hate more than Morello is how much people love her. |

|  I hope to god Alex and Piper end up together, if they didn't it would really ruin the show for me. |

| It's gut wrenching to see how much Sophia needs her son's love and acceptance. I feel even more intensely for the kid, though. |

| I love how well-read Taystee and Poussee are. They use their time in the library to read and learn and that's super impressive to me. |

|  Red getting slocked was horrible to watch but the actress really sold me on the aftermath of the trauma. |

| When Big Boo said "It got weird." -- I told myself that only her thoughts got weird, and she was too appalled to actually act on them, and that's when she decided the doggy program was not a good fit for her. That's my story, I'm sticking to it. |

| I don't think Alex's mom really died. |

| When Vee utterly USED and betrayed Suzanne, and left her crying, rocking, holding a pack of cards, I felt like I was being turned inside out. |

| I know Pennatucky is did a lot of really bad things but I kinda feel bad for her. She needs psychiatric help on a big scale and she's not getting it. She's kinda spiraling outta control and it's really sad. |

| I think the saddest story of all the inmates is Miss Claudette's. She doesn't get enough love. |

| Crazy Eyes was hilarious in the beginning of the show but she got really creepy really fast and by the end of season two I didn't know whether I wanted to punch her or hug her. |

| Vee is as evil as they come but she was so damn interesting and complex, making her my favorite villain-esque character of season two. |