âlmao i have dirt on me shoesâ
âoh my god i need those fingerless glovesâ
âevery time i go to the beach i collect as many shells as i can carry and before i leave i bury them in a hole i made for ~safe keeping~â
ânO DONT KICK THE SHINY I WANT ITâ
âabolish capitalism lmaoâ
âwho wants to make a dirt cake?â
*sees slug on the ground* âoh FUCK IVE FOUND MY FIRST BORN CHILDâ
âno u donât understand, i need this leaf. itâs gonna go in my leaf journalâ
someone: âgo to bedâ goblin: âtime isnât real. string cheese is. just let me eatâ
âyes, linda, i do need twelve different small spoons. kindly fuck offâ
âdid u know that soda can tabs are worth a penny a piece? thatâs why i have fucking thousands of them. what do u mean âso why havenât u cashed them in yet?â iâm keeping them foreverâ
âknives good, basicallyâ
*goes into a depression* âhozier is my only solaceâ
âno i will not fix my dresser drawers, i like to see them all wonky like thatâ
âembrace the moss or it will embrace youâ
âcan u have a pet bee without having to worry abt being stung? i donât like those suits that beekeepers wearâ
âbackpacks and pants with many and/or large pockets?? sign me the fuck up!!!!!!!â
âacorns and mushrooms are valid bc it looks like they have hats onâ
referring to a cactus: âi love my spiky sonâ
âisnât it cool how i intentionally misspell words to convey the gobliney emotion behind the text?? isnât that groovy???â
âi have achieved 2 (two) things in my life. both involve obtaining many, many bottle capsâ
âcosmo sheldrake is the only person who Truly Gets Meâ
âi have a pair of ceramic teeth that i keep in my roomâ
âi always kinda wanted to break all my earrings n keep the stones in my hoardâ
âcompanionship? never heard of her. gonna fuck off into the woods one dayâ someone: shows them even the slightest affection goblin: âcompanionship good. gonna fuck off into the woods with the One I Loveâ