those nasty comp het feels

My “crushes” on boys were always obsessive and made me nauseous and laugh non stop around them out of panic. Even having r*pe fantasies and nightmares about them. Having a crush on a girl now, it’s peaceful. I wake up from the most wonderful dreams about her and feel safe in just her presence. I always knew I liked girls but liking her made me figure out I have comphet.

Making an Ok Cupid profile and then deleting it the second a guy messages me.

Straight friend: There were sooooooo many hot guys at the concert! Me: Where? SF: everywhere???? Me, who only noticed how many cute girls there were and can't remember a single man's face: i.... must not have been paying attention....

I’m demiromantic pansexual because even though I would even consider marrying a man was of it was an open relationship and he could touch me outside of anything platonic I mean I’m not completely straight but I have some type of attraction towards men

When your mom introduces you to a lesbian couple in like 7th grade and your first thought is "This will be my future," but apparently, every straight girl wants to marry a woman and it takes you three years to realize that you're a lesbian.

umm I was absolutely in love with Legolas as a kid, so i'm obviously straight--even though he has little to no body hair, has delicate/feminine features, and long/luxurious locks...

(guy friend brags about how good he is at Mario kart) me: "no way I can kick ur ass at Mario kart let's play sometime" him: "haha cool itll be like a date ;)" me: HAHA WHAT THE FUCK (immediately leaves and never talks to him again) me: "I panicked so I guess that means I had a crush on him this whole time and didn't know. Guess I can't be a lesbian" :'(

Women are just generally more attractive than men. Like, it’s just a known fact. Women are pretty and cute and sksksksk and men just... ugh. But I’m totally straight because I had a crush on Harry styles when I was nine.

me: ive never felt attracted to any irl men nor do i Ever want to be with a man me: thinks One celeb man looks cute me: i can’t believe i’ve been lying to myself this whole time i’m a fake lesbian

Sexually only feeling “””””attracted”””” to hairy super masculine guys ‘cause they fit your unhealthy sexual fantasies where you’re completely submissive, but romantically only feeling “”””attracted”””” to delicate, soft celebrity boys.

When you try and come out to your mom when you’re in high school and she reminds you of the one time in a boy said he had a crush on you and you said you liked him back, you know, back in 3rd grade

when you choke on your boyfriend's tongue when you make out with him and can't wait for it to be over, only to feel dissociative and sick after kissing/sex buuuut ~~that's cause I'm frigid and a tease :/ totally straight tho

girl i liked figured out i liked her before i told her (she didn’t like me back but we’re chill) and now i’m just. big scared i made her uncomfy

only having crushes on fictional men in ya novels in middle school because they were unattainable but also thinking so many girls around you are “just so pretty and cool”

liking animated boys more than real ones

being attracted to fictional men b/c all of the good traits they have are only traits that exist irl in women + fictional men don’t exist on the corporeal plain of existence as Real Men lmaO

being trans and the constant internal struggle between wanting men to be attracted to you because it would validate your gender vs actually being disgusted by and terrified of men