TSOA Patroclus: But I’m just a little medicine boy who can’t fight and the world is so big and scawey. :(((
Iliad Patroclus: COME AT ME HECTOR YOU LITTLE TROJAN BITCH. I KILLED A HOE WHEN I WAS 8 YEARS OLD YOU AINT DONE SHIT. TRY TO HIT ME WITH ONE OF YOUR BITCH-BOY ARROWS YOU WONT *has killed half the Trojan army in 2 minutes and is now climbing the wall into Troy*.














