Someone should write a poem to always beware the ones who kill the spiders in their bedroom "even if they're deadly?" even if they're deadly because "they're just bugs anyways" and "they freak me out" and "they're the ones who came into my space" means they are the ones who will kill you once you are the spider "but that's impossible" and "I won't if I know it's actually you" and "this is a false equivalence" because becoming a spider is merely a metaphor, and if they are willing to kill and are unwilling to consider mutual peacehood, what will they do once they think you're the spider

how do I curate my feed if I have no idea what interests me enough anymore to follow the tag

You know how some yarns have a bit of color marking where you should stop the row for some kind of color change? They need to do that with the last 9 inches of dental floss so I know when I should stop else tomorrow I struggle with a 3 inch scrap of floss I feel bad for tossing

Shoutout to Ren Larsen, my favorite fictional detective of 2023. The scene where his shirt sleeve slid down, I went absolutely nuts he's a genius an icon indomitable

"we shouldn't be praising people just for doing the bare minimum" but have you considered that maybe if you give me a Sticker or Small Trinket for [Putting Away the Dishes] I would be delighted and feel good about myself

Followed a tag because the release of new episodes made me remember its existence but also I haven't watched the new episodes yet and I don't want spoilers