Salty, enraged fandom gremlin

given MC either of those things

Orion and Antares: literally try to kill each other almost every damn time they’re in the same quadrant of the galaxy, “we have a shared history” aka: genes, parents, colony, childhood trauma, a uterus… , literally takes a girlfriend and the end of the galaxy (but mostly the girlfriend) to get them to stop punching each other, would definitely sell the other to Satan for one corn chip

MC like a week later: we definitely need to get married like now

Ryland: AND I TOOK THAT PERSONALLY

Veda, #1 Ishara fan and best husband: AS THEY SHOULD

MC: sometimes I can still hear him ABANDONING US IN OUR HOUR OF NEED

I’m not crying there’s just like an entire tree in my eyes. YOU ARE HOME

On the one hand that is cruel. On the other hand, tiny light cuffs on its tiny paws is kinda adorable,

MC: WE. WERE. HAVING. A. MOMENT.

I can’t believe she said that… My god i lOVE HER

Nova would be straight up confused, Orion would be exasperated, Jaxon would find it amusing af, and Atlas would be constantly debating on whether it’d be easier to throw them or himself out the Promise.