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so me and my coworker are gonna get in trouble for something the general manager told us to do. huh?? what's that?? who are we getting in trouble with if the general manager told is to do it? why the general manager, of course. who else would it be?? 🙃

she told us to clean the station or else she'll go in and mess with things. that getting the station tidy was a priority. okay. we have been cleaning it for the last couple of weeks. it's what she told us both to do. it's looking a lot better!! we've been getting compliments about it!!

well... according to my coworker, the gm pulled her into the office yesterday and yelled at her about our numbers being low this month... because we have been cleaning. that's an obvious trade off, yeah?? we clean, something we were told was a priority, which means we can't tag items. seems simple to understand.

never once when I told her I will be focusing on cleaning for my shift did she tell me not to. she ENCOURAGED me to clean!! praised me for being such a good worker!! oh eugene thank you thank you blah blah kissing my fucking ass. now she's actin like she never told us to clean in the first place.

what really steamed my hams was her saying there will be consequences if we don't get our act together... excuse me?? bitch??? we were doing what you TOLD US TO DO?????? HELLO????? we were in the process of getting our act together already what do you MEAN>?!?!?!?!?/1??!/!??!/1/?!/1/>!./>!?1./!>?!>1/

biggest issue is my gm is just a terrible manager, but she was more competent than the other managers so she was promoted to gm when the only respectable manager we had left. she only ever talks to me and my coworker separately, never together, so when she says something stupid to one of us she can claim she never said it at all. she also only yells at my coworker and never me because she knows I won't tolerate being yelled at. it's ridiculous. she's the one that needs to get her act together.

me: I want someome that'll send me morning texts

monkey's paw: *curls*

I am now getting texts from guys at 8am telling me they wanna use my holes. helppp no one wants to romance me I'm fucking DYING!! I made a personal ad saying I'm looking for a boyfriend, but all they want from me is my puss puss 💔💔💔

I'm cuuuute and funny and a lil shy how could you not wanna cherish me?!?!??!?!?!?!??!?!!! yeah my pussy is first class, but my heart wants to get fucked too :[