Merc With The Mouth

"Because I’m dressed like this. Why are you dressed like that?"

and this one

Was a hospital really a good place to go? Considering she wasn’t really human, it would probably lead to more situations she’d rather avoid, but if she declined the offer, it would lead to questions, and she’d have to explain. Perhaps she could subtly hint that she wasn’t human, that might make things a bit more simpler. Keeping her smile, she raised a hand in declination and shook her head. “Thank you, but no thanks. There would be trouble if blood tests or gynecology was performed on me in a human hospital.” She chuckled slightly and tried to explain more with the following up statement. “It’s happened before, awhile ago.”

"Because I’m dressed like this. Why are you dressed like that?"

Her eyes widened as she saw the car swerve, and she immediately covered her ears as the bullets were fired. Unable to actually grasp the situation, the Doctor looked up at the masked man with surprise, rather than shock. She’s been in quite a variety of different situations, but this one was only a little bit different. Shaking her head, she gave a small smile and spoke with a shaky voice, with a small cracks here and there. “Thank you, I suppose. I’m usually more observant.” The Time Lady’s hand distinctively went to hold her stomach, making sure the baby wasn’t harmed in anyway.

"Because I’m dressed like this. Why are you dressed like that?"

Deadpool looked at the kid and frowned. "Sorry for what?" He stuffed the mask underneath his gun holster on his thigh. He smiled and held out his hand, "The names Wade Wilson or the infamous Deadpool." Such a great way to introduce yourself. Give your true name away. "Didn't I tell you to shut-up." He looked at the kid and smirked, "These stupid voices." He pointed to his head and chuckled. "What's your name their uh....sport."

After an argument with her partner, her hormones had decided that it was time that she went to go get some food, although more particularly human food. After the TARDIS had landed, the not-so-obvious pregnant Time Lady emerged from it and slammed the doors shut, locking it properly before she walked off. Stuffing the key into her pocket, she made her way down the sidewalk while muttering complaints about her significant other. Of course, she was too busy being mad at the other to notice the blood-covered masked man.

"Because I’m dressed like this. Why are you dressed like that?"

He stares at the man. He was in his raggedy baggy black pants and hole sneakers with xxl looking shirt. “Because that’s what they gave me.” 

Deadpool tilted his head, "That's what who gave you? Now I'm confused." He scratched his head. It didn't help any so he took off his mask to scratch his head. You are an idiot. Deadpool grimanced as that stupid voice in his head talked to him. "Shut-Up."