Medieval Fantasy Pick Up Lines. Send me one for my muses reaction!
❝Messere, you can scale my battlements any day!❞
❝What's nobility like you doing in a dungeon like this?❞
❝I'd rather be beheaded than be denied a date with you.❞
❝Yes, I am indeed a wizard. Watch me make your clothes disappear!❞
❝What a fine set of chalices you have.❞
❝It seems as if my dragon has finally found a nice cave to rest in.❞
❝You wouldn't happen to know where a lonely knight could sheath their sword, would you?❞
❝Is that a knife in your armor? Or are you just happy to see me?❞
❝If I were a horse, I'd rather you mounted me without the saddle.❞
❝Would you care to see my long sword in action?❞
❝You look like a person in distress, why don't I save you?❞
❝Your chastity belt would look great on the floor of my sleeping ❞ chamber.❞
❝It's not the size of the staff that matters, but the magic within.❞
❝I am beset by this dragon in my loins, and only you can quench its fire!❞
❝Don't believe the rumors you've heard... the taint didn't affect my important organs.❞
❝Like a mare, I can be ridden for hours.❞
❝They say a knight is always as hard as their armor.❞
❝What a fine gown you're wearing, messere. Perchance may I talk you out of it?❞
❝I may not be a Chantry Member, but I can take you to the heavens.❞
❝Come up to my chamber and I'll show you the largest treasure in the land.❞













