Salty to the max

  But… I’m hungry.. And I’ve definitely eaten worse..

But you'll get a tummy ache..yeah?, like what?

  Really? I have never had this problem before! It tastes like leather..

I suggest you spit the bacon out before you die

Are plain donuts like glazed?

How did I manage to mess up this bacon so spectacularly?

how can you not mess up bacon in the microwave?

I was craving donuts yesterday, the ones that are filled with strawberry jelly

I'm glad to hear! have you had breakfast yet?

  PAPI. PAPI. PAPI. WOOOOOOO!

Oh hey, looks like you get a BJ..just wait til' I turn into a prostitute and need drug money

  Holy crap I do too!!!

I don't know why people think it's weird, it's yummy

That makes two of us ma’am!

I dip my fries in vanilla ice cream, that's not weird right?

  Fine. Papi. There, I said it.

I need more enthusiasm, brooks.

  You read my mind.

You have to call me 'papi' first.

  Well, you can keep me interested, if you want…

Free BJ?