druggies, hookers & dead roosters

i need to make out with the ship of theseus

i love hitting characters with the disability beam. we should all be hitting characters with the disability beam. my favorite activity

annoyed that your favorite character canonically receives a grievous injury that they seem to walk off without issue? oh do i have a solution for you.

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

*introducing myself to the guards who caught me* seized to meet you

GeneCo brand top surgery where if you don’t pay on time a Repo Man comes to sew your tits back on

"I CANT HANDLE THIS" *handles this*

"I CANT TAKE ANOTHER DAY" *takes another day*

they are poisoning us today with a thursday poison little do they know we’ve been through a few thursday poisonings so it won’t kill us just yet

generally you shouldn't write run-on sentences because they get confusing and it doesn't give the reader a break. that doesn't apply to me though my run-on sentences are fun and understandable and they have a rhythm to it that makes you want to keep reading

i imagine being medicated would feel good as fuck. unfortunately i have to rawdog whatever's wrong with me