Oh hello. Here again, are we?
Meanwhile, we’ve been unmasked as *checks notes* chaos-cloaked, feral, AI-controlled cryptoid clowns. That was everything, was it? Excellent, we’ll accept this as lore. *Turns around to the back of the olde shoppe* Watkins! Put that in The Book™!
Speaking of lore—ᴛʀᴜᴛʜꜱ, as it were—have you ever thought about how incorrect quotes might be tiny skewed mirror-worlds? Intrepidly chronicled adjacent alternative realities? Or, fine, whatever, it’s all ‘just’ fandom. Where’s your sense of joy?
Whichever rings true for you, here are some of the wild things you’ve imagined beloved fictional characters saying to each other.



















