you're everything i think i need

Oh my God, that’s a really fucking awesome idea. You should like, write to whoever is doing the research on these things because I approve. Plus, if there’s a general power cut, everyone would be naked, I mean.. Kidding, but yes, I vote for that.

I'll be over in a bit.

Oh my gosh… you’re right. I thought that was what normal um, you know, ‘straight guys’ say. Not that I’m straight. Or that I want to be straight! I mean, some people get weird if they know one person’s gay and the other’s straight or you know, with sexualities and I get nervous about that but I shouldn’t, I mean you seem nice and I just… oh wow, I’m sorry, I’m rambling. I must sound like an idiot.

Dude, seriously, it's alright. Gay, straight, I don't care. You're you and that's cool. I'm glad you think I'm nice and I think you're really cool too, okay.

Hey, I’m sure I can find time! I need to go and have some fun, you know? Shoot the crap and… have um, bro time. Or whatever you want to call it. How about maybe Saturday or something? I don’t think I’m working. And if I am, it would be in the morning so I could get us coffee. 

You know, you say shoot the crap a lot, I'm starting to think it's your favorite phrase. I kinda like it though, I don't think I hear people say it enough. But yeah man, bro time for sure.

Duly noted. Knife and a fork. Weird people. Weird people don’t love the color green.

Sounds killer. I'm looking forward to it.

I’m popping your cherry. And not in a loving way either. I’m going to shove them down your throat and you have no choice but to swallow, and lets pretend that what I just said isn’t as dirty as it sounds….not really an expert I just like the color green.

Um, I think I can eat them the regular way if you just give me a knife and fork. Who doesn't love the color green? It's a great color.

I’d love that! Though we might get yelled at for not being serious about buying one. I’d love to try riding one once though. Are you… so you want to go shopping, with me? Or, exploring? Maybe?

Yeah dude, I wouldn't ask you if I wasn't serious. We can even go this weekend if you want, though I don't know your schedule so you should probably be in charge of when we go because I'm mostly totally free.

Always to be expected when you’re talking about the didgeridoo. 

Yes, I have yet to pop my green eggs and ham cherry. Wow, that's something I thought I'd never say, haha. Are you like an expert on them?

Yeah, I’m sure. Maybe we will have flying cars by the end of this year. Or something.

Exactly. Or like cool contraptions that hologram clothes on us so we never actually have to wear clothes and don't have to do laundry anymore. I'd say that's an innovative way of using the tax payer's bucks.

Exactly like that. That was a success by the way and I still haven’t heard a thank you.

That one girl nearly slapped me.

I’d say you’re right… I’ve never gotten to ride one of those, though. Have you?

No, but I'd love to check some out. You should come with me. We can go together. Maybe drive to the city one weekend and snoop around.

I mean, we might have well stay in 2013 if nothing changes.

True but c'mon, I think something good will come out of it. We have to hold up the positivity.

We could totally invent that.

Like we went around asking if people wanted to see my didgeridoo?

I know right? I’m so disappointed. Not even able to control stuff by thought. What is this? I’m going to complain.

Totally craptastic of the world.

I was hoping for talking animals.

That'd be really cool. Like a collar you can put on them to understand what they're saying.

I’m waiting for a hover scooter, myself.

I would so get one of those. I think Segways are the closest thing right now though.