Dear god this thing is basically uninhabitable

sorry man, i just looked that movie up on doestheantdie.com and...let's just watch something else, ok?

oooooh i got plany of disk space

I just can’t believe some of u are soooo young u didn’t experience the early 2000s at all like even briefly . U were born and ur mother door dashed you home from the hospital

actually i was in the NICU for a couple weeks after being pieced together by surgeons but whatever lmao

That’s because she used klarna. To pay through 4 easy installments with no interest

Ok I'll bite. you are bleeding now

i feel like im a weird age where i got just a blurry glimpse at the world Before. it used to be cold in the mornings and websites had fun games and the search results showed you what you searched for. covid wasn't a thing. can anybody fucking hear me. did i dream it all????

i've been miserable and suicidal since i was 10 i think i know a few tricks

I need my weird alone time or I will explode