Dear god this thing is basically uninhabitable

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

This is one of your worst posts yet man

You called me dirt sucking poor and told me my carrot looks like a cock

i love megan thee stallion because well i have eyes and ears and a working brain

a meba 🦠 is almost like a really really small anermal but not quite

it's okay to block people for being mildly annoying unless of course it's me in that case you're just gonna have to suck it up sorry

we can eat wednesday food today

Apothecary Diaries is so funny. The ladies in waiting look at Maomao and are like ohmigosh a poor adorable abused puppy we must smother her in love and teach her our ways 😍 and the concubines are all like she saved my life and she saved my baby and she's so brave and smart and we love her so much and jinshi and everyone else is heart eyes about her and meanwhile Maomao is like el chupacabra in the corner barfing up goat bones

Specifically Lady Gyokuyou's ladies in waiting adore and worry over Maomao. For other ladies in waiting - Maomao terrifies them

I hope my spider fucking book will hold universal appeal

[ID: A reply by @ theotherwesley that says: It will appeal to one man 10,000 times more than the average person, skewing the statistics somewhat. End ID]