colin

shout out to my fellow sexy bitches with adhd who use way more words than they really need to literally any time they write or type anything because their point has to come across 100% like they imagined it

is this post an example

Attack of the clones

i still lose it every time i see this post because someone let a fucking goose into their house just because tumblr said to and if that doesn’t perfectly define all of our experiences on this shitty excuse for a website i dont know what does  

How else would you pet the goose if you did not let him in?

- without making it transphobic or sexist

do women follow the “jr” “3rd” naming convention

i just realized ive never met a woman whos been named the exact same as their parent and i feel like that has to do with the fact that men are obsessed with themselves and their Lineage or whatever the fuck

When life gives you bears… trick them into doing market research?

Please do this for them if you find one… They are so completely harmless and just want to get back to cleaning the sea floor.  I love them so much :)

they’re literally just ocean roombas please be nice to them

Well I fucking am now aren’t I

two girls coming together and plotting a gruesome vengeful death for the men who wronged them should be a romantic sub genre of its own

tbh as weird as Riverdale is no scene will ever be weirder than Archie and Veronica singing "All Around Me Are Familiar Faces" while Betty pole dances and strips in order to join a biker gang.

@ everyone i am begging you to please NEVER ever explain Riverdale to me because it is infinitely more entertaining for me to just occasionally hear random things that happened on the show and have zero context for them. i am greatly enjoying Riverdale this way, in fact, and i don’t want my experience of the show to be ruined by (a) actually watching it or (b) understanding what the fucketh is going on with it