The Cats And ColdCoffee

There's nothing more heartbreaking than having a phone full of memes and no one to share them with

hey bro

It’s the dainty little paw holding the door open that always gets me. :’)

"metal gear solid 2 is definitely one of the most games of all time" Incorrect. it is, in fact, the most game of all time. i know that it's a joke for people to say but the answer to what the most game of all time is is metal gear solid 2.

metal gear solid 2 is about the power of government. it's about the concept of censorship and human relationships to media. it's about video games. it's about the internet. it's about what if vampires were real and they were scary. it's about getting lost on a really big boat. it's about how cool giant robot dinosaurs are. it's about how much it would suck if your girlfriend was a hologram who hates you. it's about the very concept of a sequel. the protagonist is metaphorically pregnant the entire game and you can call otacon while jerking off in a locker. there is no game that is more game than metal gear solid 2.

there's three guys called snake in this game you're gonna have to be more specific bud

there's five snakes in the series overall but only three of them are in mgs2

we should legalize polyamorous marriage  for all the other reasons we should but also because I wanna see what polygamous divorce looks like