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THE,,, TH HANDCUFFS ON HIS FEEt???

Bdsm

ok so our titty choices are now: cubism, jpeg, manga, and Picasso’s Blue Period

Must be an important raccoon.

Someone didn’t do their transformation spell right

We should confess things before the tumblr bomb goes off like in a movie

bad idea. you see what people confess to here on a normal day? bad idea pal

On the early morning of december 17th im going to post the peanut butter baby, an image rich in skin tone pixels, like 50 times in a row, and get banned

Porn blogs still posting porn until December 17th is the equivalent of the band playing while the Titanic was sinking.

Gentlemen, it’s been an honor …

buttcheek

as compensation all NSFW blogs will get an extra hour in the ball pit 

oh good to know the tumblr staff team has gone completely insane

sir im gonna need to see your male nipple license

sir that is my emotional support female nipple

please may i have some coochie

This was a prediction for December 17th tumblr