𝖎𝖓 𝖒𝖞 𝖘𝖙𝖔𝖗𝖒

jaesun: seeeeeeeee i knew it would sound cool

jaesun: that's why i said it

jaesun: but now ): i need to see your doggy

colby: if you come over right now you can see him.

Nia had been trying to readjust her heels without looking too obvious but soon, her heel was annoying her and she stepped beside a security guard. She held onto the wall as she pulled off her heel to readjust it. “Shit,” She said, almost falling onto the man. “My bad,”

So, this was a charity event. This was a fundraiser for a good cause. She was supposed to be donating to help the local women’s center. She was supposed to contribute to society. But, instead, all Lydia could think about was her missing earring. She’d only noticed moments ago, but her eyes had already gone wide in a panic, one hand lifted to tug at her now bare earlobe. How could it have fallen out? “Shit,” she muttered under her breath, attempting to retrace her steps in the most casual speed walking pace she could manage. “Shit, shit, shit!” – As soon as she reached the last table that she’d been seated at, Lydia plastered on a forced smile and attempted to politely clear her throat. “Hi, sorry to interrupt anything,” she started, leaning down towards the nearest person, “but have you seen a stray earring? It’s a little gold and diamond stud – may or may not have a back. You haven’t seen anything like that, have you?”

     ‘ DO YOU EVER JUST … think about how lil wayne is five foot five ? he should be called VERY lil wayne … that’s got a nice ring to it . and , AND , big sean is only five foot eight . shouldn’t he be called AVERAGE sean ? he’s not big at all . their names are so misleading , i mean , what’s next ? 2 chainz only has one chain ? ‘

jaesun: i was about to ask but then i remembered

jaesun: YOU SHOULD CALL HIM COLBY JUNIOR

jaesun: cute puppy name

colby: i like ur thinking , dude.

Jace: I'm betting you got it when I gave it to you??

Jace: Maybe just maybe

Jace: WAIT YOU GOT A DOG

Jace: I need photos for ideas!

colby: mmMMmm i have absolutely no memory of that.

colby: [ 1 photo attached ]

camila: winston. charlie. leia. austin. where'd you get them?? send pics.

colby: [ 1 file attached ]

colby: my sister's dog had puppies & she asked if i wanted one.

nick: uhhh i'm pretty sure i gave it to you man

nick: so many namesssss were you looking for something cute or something badass

nick: also what does the dog look like because that plays a huge part

colby: uhhh maybe ?? i get numbers a lot of different ways.

colby: something ... punny

colby: [ 1 file attached ]

CORDIE: How about 'my owner is a dipshit'

bella: is this bloody mary

bella: fuck i'm sry for chanting your name today

bella: pls name your dog bella in remembrance of me

colby: say it three more times just so i'm fully formed pls & thank u

lydia: i won't has how, but WHO is this?

lydia: and what kind of dog is it?

lydia: pic or it's not real.

colby: it's ur new bff

colby: i g o t c h u

colby: [ 1 file attached ]

lucy: uhh bella's always a good one to go with unless it's male.

lucy: did that help?

colby: unfortunately, it is a male. he's a handful.

honey: well delete it

honey: wait let me suggest a dog name and then u can delete it

honey: my suggestion is reginald romulus richardson

honey: aka triple r (thats gonna be the nickname)

colby: oh relax , you'd be so sad if i never texted you again.

colby: interesting. interesting.

Sierra: Leave.

Sierra: Forget this number.

Sierra: I have no interest in what in comparison to mine is a very mediocre life.

colby: mm no thanks.

colby: you're telling me ... you don't care abt dogs?