Call me Cole

Poke Ball - If you have pokémon what kind of poke balls are they kept in?

Great Ball - Is there anything your pokémon are especially great at? Like tricks or moves?

Ultra Ball - How easy is it to bathe and groom your pokémon? What is needed to do so?

Luxury Ball - What is one luxury you tend to take for granted or use to take for granted?

Heal Ball - Do you have any scars or injuries? How did you get them?

Love Ball - Is there anyone you care deeply for? It can be romantic, platonic, or familial love.

Friend Ball - Do you have any close friends? How did you meet them?

Repeat Ball - What is one thing that you could do over and over and never get tired of?

Cherish Ball - What memory are you most fond of?

Premier Ball - Are there any special events that you’re looking forward to in the future? If the event has already happened, what was it?

Safari Ball - Have you been on any adventures? What were they?

Dusk Ball - Do you prefer the day or the night? Dawn or dusk?

Dream Ball - Do you have a dream? Or have you already achieved it?

Heavy Ball - What is the biggest pokémon you own? What is the biggest Pokémon you are willing to own?

Strange Ball - What is the strangest thing you’ve seen or have heard about?

Park Ball - Do you take your pokémon out to fun places such as the park or the beach?

Moon Ball - If you have pokémon that have evolved how did it happen? If they haven’t yet evolved do you or your pokémon ever plan on doing it?

Quick Ball - Do you tend to take your time with things or do you have a ‘go go go’ attitude?

Sports Ball - Have you participated in any competitions? Like pokémon contests or battle tournaments?

they aren’t made for you!!!! you’ll get sick!!!!

ALSO they come in spray bottles!!! because they’re meant to be sprayed onTO THE INJURED AREA!!!!

he tried to get me to exchange the coins inside of it for pokedollars which i can't do because, sir, this is a pokemart not a bank

the guy gets pissed and starts raising his voice, Rue was on lunch break so she heard nothing, and then some weird little guy thing pokemon comes into the store???

and attacks the guy??? once it got the guy away from the chest it jumped into it and then hopped away in said chest??? then the guy just leaves???

and apparently stealing a gimmighouls stuff is pretty bad

cause they can apparently suck the life force out of a you

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I don't know, lemme ask her... Shortbread, anything to add? No?

--She's just blepping at the mic. Anyway, when I had her checked up at the nearest Pokemon Center-- the general consensus was that the smallness is due to premature evolution. To put it bluntly, whoever had her before evolved Shortbread from a Gastly to a Haunter and then almost immediately traded to evolve into a Gengar, with no time in between to get used to either form.

This goes against league regulations and can actually disqualify a Pokemon from competitive play in some regions. I hate to think that may have been why she was found just abandoned in town...

Ah, sorry, I didn't wanna bring the mood down. She's really a very happy, very mischievous little Gengar now, and despite the smallness hasn't had any other health complications.

--Oh, I just remembered this photo I took of the friends she made at Gengarcon 2022-- I'll share that when this transcript goes up tonight if anyone's interested.